This just came in on the UUC Digest....can't help but laugh.

I'm at the end of my rope and just called my insurance company. =(

My car (04 330Ci) is now home to a colony of ants, and I can't seem to rid
myself of them. I've verified there are no food sources in the car. No
candy. No soda. No french fries/freedom fries. No dead mobster in the
trunk. Nothing.

I've vacuumed up thousands of the voracious little critters, and every time
I go driving, they attack me.... Damn things itch when they bite. I've hit
em with bug bombs with litte effect. They completely ignored the ant baits
I've placed in the car. And they're multiplying.

I've called up people asking for help.

Dealer says "Sorry. Can't help. Call an exterminator."

Exterminator says "Sorry. Can't help. Cars can explode, and no
exterminator will accept that liability."

BMWNA says "Sorry. Can't help. Thank you for calling customer relations."

Insurance company says "We'll call you back."