just glad it isnt my car.
This just came in on the UUC Digest....can't help but laugh.
I'm at the end of my rope and just called my insurance company. =(
My car (04 330Ci) is now home to a colony of ants, and I can't seem to rid
myself of them. I've verified there are no food sources in the car. No
candy. No soda. No french fries/freedom fries. No dead mobster in the
trunk. Nothing.
I've vacuumed up thousands of the voracious little critters, and every time
I go driving, they attack me.... Damn things itch when they bite. I've hit
em with bug bombs with litte effect. They completely ignored the ant baits
I've placed in the car. And they're multiplying.
I've called up people asking for help.
Dealer says "Sorry. Can't help. Call an exterminator."
Exterminator says "Sorry. Can't help. Cars can explode, and no
exterminator will accept that liability."
BMWNA says "Sorry. Can't help. Thank you for calling customer relations."
Insurance company says "We'll call you back."
Bellevue WA
90 535iM - not much stock remains. 3.7 liters, ported head, cammed, 3.73 diffy, M5 brakes, MAFed, yadda yadda yadda
86 Porsche 951 - Track Toy
just glad it isnt my car.
95 E34 530I V2.37
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
John F. Kennedy
There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy concept. -
.............Ansel Adams
Why not bake his car? At the body shop... bake it for a long time...
amazing creatures able to adapt to almost anything, a little heat wont even phase them, they can adapt to radiation where if a nuclear bomb went off and there was NOTHING remaining you can bet that them ants will be the only creatures left!
Guess I get into my kids interests a little too much.
95 E34 530I V2.37
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
John F. Kennedy
If you lived in Canada the winter might freeze them
Oh wow... I didn't know they are that adaptive... Somehow all living creature must have water...
Heat 'em up and watch them gooooo.....everywhere.
Bellevue WA
90 535iM - not much stock remains. 3.7 liters, ported head, cammed, 3.73 diffy, M5 brakes, MAFed, yadda yadda yadda
86 Porsche 951 - Track Toy
Mmm... so I guess if you are pissed at someone, you can throw a colony of ants in the car... hehehe
when it thaws, guess what? ANTS ANTS and More ANTS! My kid froze a bunch of them, these things are as bad as frogs and fish (yes they survive too).
Originally Posted by Karl
95 E34 530I V2.37
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
John F. Kennedy