2 Cajun funnies

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux fishing

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were fishing in a boat under a bridge.

Boudreaux looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.

The procession crosses the bridge and Boudreaux puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

Thibodeaux says, "Mais, Boudreaux, dat sure was touching, I didn't know you had it in you".

Boudreaux says, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do, after all , I was married to her for 40 years".

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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux boat for sale

Boudreaux was driving by Thibodeaux's house when he saw a sign that said "boat 4 sale". He pulled into Thibodeaux's driveway and knocked on his door.

"Thibodeaux, we've been friends for years now. You never told me you had no boat!" said Boudreaux.

"I don't got no boat chere" said Thibodeaux.

"Then what's with the sign, it says "Boat 4 sale"" said Boudreaux.

"Follow me" said Thibodeaux. They walked around to the back of the house.

"See that 1972 Nova?" said Thibodeaux.

"Yeah" said Boudreaux.

"See that 1978 Dodge van?" said Thibodeaux.

"Yeah" said Boudreaux.

"Dey both for sale" said Thibodeaux.

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