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Thread: How's the tire going Ryan?

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    Default How's the tire going Ryan?

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    i had to go back to gainesville to see an advisor, and resultantly haven't played with the tire today....when it comes off, all u clowns can sit on it... my current idea consists of driving the car close to the brick wall of the house, putting a hydraulic jack on its side, against the house, standing the tire (wrapped in duct tape) vertically against the jack saddle, putting a cinder block against a comforter against the spare wheel of the car, and jacking until that sunovabitch breaks.

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    "..Torchinski v. Peterson that it is legal to carry a concealed weapon, so long the weapon is totally slick like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat, like in the Matrix."


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    Default Oooookay....just how do you change a lightbulb??? =P

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    Have fun when the jack sucks air into the pump part and stops working forever...what is wrong with taking it to a tire joint anyways??
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    i found the jack i'm going to use at a gas station, abandoned cause it didn't pump any more.......1/2 litre of ATF later and it comes in quite handy when i need an extra jack...its seals are already shot to hell, I'm not concerned about damaging it anymore. this tire doesn't deserve to be taken to the store, i had hoped that somebody picked up on my lack of empathy toward it....20k mile tire doesn't deserve to have money spent on it to remove it, especially when the belt separated from it (not a flat). any of the other tires, I'd have taken it already, i just need to molest this one into submission and i will feel satisfied with all the drama i created to get it off.

    Quote Originally Posted by 632 Regal
    Have fun when the jack sucks air into the pump part and stops working forever...what is wrong with taking it to a tire joint anyways??
    "..Torchinski v. Peterson that it is legal to carry a concealed weapon, so long the weapon is totally slick like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat, like in the Matrix."


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    did i miss something? was someone passing out free crack?
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    Default Note to Rick....Definite archives material here!

    Quote Originally Posted by ryan roopnarine
    i had to go back to gainesville to see an advisor, and resultantly haven't played with the tire today....when it comes off, all u clowns can sit on it... my current idea consists of driving the car close to the brick wall of the house, putting a hydraulic jack on its side, against the house, standing the tire (wrapped in duct tape) vertically against the jack saddle, putting a cinder block against a comforter against the spare wheel of the car, and jacking until that sunovabitch breaks.
    There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy concept. -
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    Yes. And it only takes 2 signatures for an involuntary commitment. I wonder if Ryan get a discount at Louis de la Parte FMI?

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    USF has a fake medical school, i have too much class (class coming out my ass) to be comitted there.
    "..Torchinski v. Peterson that it is legal to carry a concealed weapon, so long the weapon is totally slick like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat, like in the Matrix."


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    with your luck Ryan... please post all pics of this episode, I want to see what happens to your wall.
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