Well, I think I've figured it out.
When I did the vanos repair, somehow... I was also removing the airbox. Don't remember why.
And removing the coolant hoses from the aux thermostat, one of the plastic hose nipples broke off.
And.. while removing the valve cover, the breather hose was in really bad shape.
And I traced the breather hose to the metal coupler, where it continues on to the air intake book... this half of the hose was also soaked in oil, completely gummy, and pretty well shot.
With the aux thermostat unusable b/c one hose had no place to connect (nipple broke from the tstat)... I decided to connect both those coolant hoses together.
HOWEVER, after examining my photos (the incorrect install... ) I see that the breather hose from the metal coupling to the air boot... was connected to the coolant line going TO the airbox (that's the coolant line from the head, under the intake manifold.)
So at some point... I guess when the thermostat opened... OR when the VANOS repair was just chillin and great... I got on the gas and the little M50 just sucked down a whole motor full of coolant... right through the breather hose...into top of the valve cover.
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However.... everything's good now... I think.
Head checked out fine... they shaved .005 off to flatten it out. The gasket didn't blow. Valves seated and sealed perfectly.
So now the head is all clean, cams, in everything timed...
ALL new coolant hoses (one part ordering) (except the ones from the heater valve)... and ALL NEW VACUUM LINES....
And she runs even better than ever!! YES!! Did it all in my garage w/my 12 year old son.. some references (below) and an occasional text message to BMW Biloxi man when I got desperate....
What a learning experience!
Much thanks to this board.... tech articles at Pelican Parts.. the Bentley Manual... and my new buddy here Cory in Biloxi at his little unadvertised 'eMW mecca.
HICCUPS encountered:
- leaned on or against the brake resivour... grommets now leak fluid and need to replace them.
- put the valve cover on... then realised I couldn't get the metal clips on the power clips of the fuel injectors... crap.
(temp workaround, zip ties... since I used aviation gasket and oem vc gasket I wasn't eager to remove the VC...for that in case I had to remove it again due to a timing, lifter, or other issue...)
- took 3 tries to get the stupid (upgraded to metal) t-stat housing seated... I'd fill up with water, and she'd leak out... actually took four if you count that the first time I forgot to put the t-stat in at all.
- intake cam vanos sprocket/shim/diaphragm assmebly nuts.... they're only threaded on the studs to the top of the nut... the stud does NOT extend past the nut. I have the anti-rattle diaphram now... 2mm shim, the diaphram.. then the 4mm shim AND the longer studs and new nuts... but when I tighten the nuts down more, you can't turn the sprockets... I had them oiled up good, etc... so I may need to relook.. perhaps I had the primary tensioner hand tighened TOO tight? or perhaps that's just how the nuts are and I need to go back and put some locktite on them...? Thoughts?
- lifter tick was HORRIBLE... but settled down after about 30 minutes idle... shut off overnight... added 1/2 quart OVER the fill line... then it went away. I was really concerned about this, but seems a non issue now. Have cheap 5w-30 in it because I'll drain and fill soon with good oil if the chocolate milk is gone.
I think that's about it... just followed the procedures, lots of internet research on coolant and vacuum lines...
A BIG MISTAKE on my part....
Enjoy some pics.. Great project, feel really confident about the guts of these motors... and mine was clean to start.. even cleaner now.
Cheers,
Rob.