Beware people borrowig your driving machine to do harm!

[genphreak]

Here is yet another example of the enduring value of an e34 to numerous market segments- including niches the marketing team may not like to think about.

Ask yourself:

Question. Why is it the baddies love to use black e34s?

Of the following options, choose the most appropriate one:
1. they need reliability and performance
2. they crave driving pleasure in its most raw and enduring form
3. they need to look cool no matter what
4. evolution

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Answer

#4. Evolution:

Committing a crime in a lesser vehicle will mean you are less likely to get a chance to do it again- and this reduces your chances to procreate.
It is also more correct than the other answers- as it should be obvious to anyone knowledgeable that choosing an e34 ensures:

- You'll be seriously 'stylin' so will be very likely to be noticed by a good potential partner (as they will invariably find themselves attracted to your fine choice and taste)
- Have a higher chance of escape (and procreate)

Bonus points may be awarded for pointing out that a black e34
- is the best ever "Gangsta ride on da planet"
- can accommodate a gun collection under the trunk-carpet!
- is fundamentally un-pimped and doesn't stick out with flashy chrome rims and spoilers that gain attention
- is a PITA to keep polished, so is less likely to become an overnight Internet celebrity; helping retain a criminal retain a low profile...

[Bo525i]

Built like a tank, plus all the above!

[M50B25]

Endless mechanical work that the car requires will drive any sane person to a gun blasting cop killing criminal.

[BigKriss]

this looks okay

[genphreak]

LOL. Datzz fullee pimptd bra!