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Thread: BMW decides to suck on it, FWD forthcoming...

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    Default BMW decides to suck on it, FWD forthcoming...

    "..Torchinski v. Peterson that it is legal to carry a concealed weapon, so long the weapon is totally slick like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat, like in the Matrix."


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    Forthcoming??? So the Mini is rwd then?

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    If they could manage rwd in the hatch wagon isetta, they can find a way to make it work again. No one told various people at bmw that they had to make advertisments and pronouncements about not using rwd. I'm trying to find the bmw rabbit foot pic right now.
    Last edited by ryan roopnarine; 03-25-2010 at 05:55 PM.
    "..Torchinski v. Peterson that it is legal to carry a concealed weapon, so long the weapon is totally slick like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat, like in the Matrix."


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    BMW already make a fwd ie the Mini. They also make rwd and awd. I'm lost Ryan (not for the first time ) What are they doing that is new?

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    I know that the mini is fwd, but they have acknowledged, rather overtly, that bmw had an inherent aversion to fwd.

    http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/cro...--1_800x0w.jpg

    http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles...1228495592.jpg

    http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles...1228495625.jpg

    I'm sure that someone here can recall more distinctly the bigwig at bmw making the comment about them not ever going to fwd, I don't remember who right now.
    "..Torchinski v. Peterson that it is legal to carry a concealed weapon, so long the weapon is totally slick like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat, like in the Matrix."


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    All I can see is a frog, a rabbit and a horse Now I know its really time for bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiskychaser View Post
    All I can see is a frog, a rabbit and a horse Now I know its really time for bed.
    All three pictures are of animals with more substantial hind quarters than front, with leg positions transposed in photoshop style. the caption says "that's why we don't have front wheel drive"
    "..Torchinski v. Peterson that it is legal to carry a concealed weapon, so long the weapon is totally slick like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat, like in the Matrix."


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    I-drive, Bangle,SUVs, FWD, what's next? Pick-up trucks
    "The gas pedal wouldn't go to the floor if it weren't meant to be there"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross View Post
    what's next? Pick-up trucks
    I do remember a rap song from 10 or 11 years ago with someone bragging about getting rid of all of his platinum cards (for a uranium card) and driving a rolls royce pickup truck. since bmw owns RR, we can only hope.
    "..Torchinski v. Peterson that it is legal to carry a concealed weapon, so long the weapon is totally slick like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat, like in the Matrix."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ryan roopnarine View Post
    a rolls royce pickup truck. since bmw owns RR, we can only hope.
    Somebody order an E34 pickup?:
    http://forum.bmw5.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=52961

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