OT Famous quotes

[Kibokojoe]

Here is my own famous quote. Or at least in these parts...

"I could have married into a worse family but, I got tired of looking."

My father-in-law loves this line and when ever he introduces me to new friends he makes me repeat it. I have asked my wife to put in on my tombstone.

Anybody else?

[whiskychaser]

Some of my favourites:
Hamlet: 'Alas poor Yorick. I knew him well'
Ingrid Bergman: 'Play it again Sam'
Cagney: 'You dirty rat'
Because they are all wrong

My favourite sporting quotation is snooker commentator Ted Lowe, in the days before everyone had colour television:
'and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green'

[mikell]

"I am not a crook" - Richard Milhous Nixon

[yaofeng]

"I did not have a sexual relation with that woman."

William Jefferson Clinton

[Kibokojoe]

Obama :"No new taxes"

[Mr._Graybeard]

Obama :"No new taxes"

Actually, that was George H.W. Bush, prefaced with "read my lips."

How about this one: "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere."

[Ross]

In an effort to at least keep it car related; "you're not a racing driver, you're a ****ing idiot" Ayrton Senna, to Eddie(Irv the swerve")Irvine.
"You have enough horsepower when you can leave two black lines from the exit of one corner until the brake point of the next" Mark Donohue
"kerblammo" David Hobbs

[Kibokojoe]

Yeah Bush said that too. You know they did find weapons of mass destruction, bio-weapons.

[Kibokojoe]

Go speedracer