Top ten things a man would do if he woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if he could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross his legs without rearranging his junk.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more withoutfirst.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too....
And, the NUMBER ONE thing men did when they woke up with a vagina...Finally find that damned G-spot
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