Three ironworkers on the top level of a skyscraper, one Irishman, one Mexican, and one Southern redneck.
They take a lunchbreak & the Irishman says "corned beef and cabbage again? if she packs me this same lunch again I'm jumping off the building!"
The Mexican opens his lunchbox and says "burritos again, if she packs burritos one more time I'm jumping off the building!"
The redneck opens his lunchbox "bologna sandwiches again, if I have them one more time I'm jumping off the building!"
The next day the Irishman opens his lunch, finds corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his death.
The Mexican opens his lunch, finds burritos, and jumps to his death.
The redneck opens his lunch, finds bologna sandwiches, and jumps to his death.
The 3 grieving widows gathered after the funeral. The Irishman's wife said "if only I'd known he didn't like his lunch, I'd pack him something different every day."
The Mexican's wife said "if only I'd known he didn't like burritos I'd give him tacos and enchiladas and taquitos."
The redneck's wife said "he packs his own lunch!"
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