If your wife drives an Audi....

[Dave M]

Updated: 10:43 a.m. ET May 26, 2004
BERLIN - Don’t trust a man (or woman apparently) with a fast car.

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Porsche drivers are less faithful than any other group of car owners, with almost 50 percent of them cheating on their partners, a survey published in German magazine “Men’s Car” has revealed.

Among German men, Porsche drivers were the least faithful, with 49 percent admitting infidelity, followed by BMW drivers at 46 percent. Among women, Audi drivers were the least reliable, 41 percent admitting to affairs.

The most faithful group were owners of Opel-Vauxhall cars, with only 31 percent of male and 28 percent of female drivers in Germany having committed adultery.

The survey was carried out by Hamburg-based opinion poll institute Gewis, which questioned 2,253 male and female drivers aged 20 to 50. The results follow similar findings from the same magazine showing that male BMW drivers had the most sex.

Copyright 2004 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved.

[MicahO]

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[Scott H]

I think I know where you are going with this. Let me try to put it in another form:

me drive BMW, me cheat + she drive Audi, she cheat = Forced Mutual Forgiveness = Eternal Happiness for all men??? (just have to keep finding chicks who drive Audis and your chances are high)

Wow - looks like I'm missing out on something?

[MicahO]

Makes perfect sense, as you are applying functional logic to the situation. But there are females of the species involved, so functional logic, however perfect, will simply not work.



We need some more smilies - I need to indicate rofl.....

I think I know where you are going with this. Let me try to put it in another form:

me drive BMW, me cheat + she drive Audi, she cheat = Forced Mutual Forgiveness = Eternal Happiness for all men??? (just have to keep finding chicks who drive Audis and your chances are high)