Hi Lotus88,
I HAVE LIGHTS!!! YIPPEEEE...
Took car to garage, mechanic said that my car DOES NOT have an LKM module and that BMW are prone to doing such things.. Apparantly they 'hide' them in either the front left fusebox, the front right 'fusebox' (same opposite side), or the one in the rear under the seats.
Mine was fixed by the checking and repair of the boot wiring loom which was damaged (according to the mechanic, its a 'common enough thing') and he resoldered ANY joints he came across, cleaned up all the contacts (bulbs, relays etc) and hey presto it's all ok..
Hope this helps?
Cheers ppl,
Bob1004