Thanks guys... good suggestions. Fusible link was dodgey, so I replaced that instead of just cleaning the ends- but it can't be the problem. I have added a relay where it was missing one (the Power Protection Relay) and that has made no difference at all - but it does click when you put it in so it wants to do something... It is really weird. Main relay is passing current to the Fuel pump relay and ECU etc... and get this, if I jump the starter motor solenoid with a screwdriver the engine starts and the car drives fine.
OBC shows PPPP ever since I shorted the battery terminals a la Shogun's reset.
Still the circuit that runs the Central Locking, power windows and dome light, etc. is dead. Map lights work... Cruise control, everything needed to drive works.
And of course the keyfobs (remote locking) are dead.
This morning, I connected it to a handheld ECU scanner at a friends place, the ECU and the EWSII **are synchronised** and there are no problems reported with the ECU or EWSII...
My solution, if I can't find soemthing miraculously today or tomorrow, is to goto the dealer...
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