I was pulling in the McDonald's and I turned the ignition off and something broke inside the ignition switch. I towed the car back to my house. Now I cant start the car nor turn the steering wheel. I tried to take the steering wheel off and it turns out that the ignition switch needs to be turned in order to take the wheel off.

Seems like I have some sort of conundrum.

I dunno how to take apart the ignition or steering without applying C-4 and a detonator to the works.

Any help appreciated, please.