Ok I am totally confused and was wondering if you guys could give me a few pointers.
Yesterday I was parking my car (a E34 540i Manual) when i reversed into a bollard, D'oh! Fortunately it hit the tow bar and did no dmage but it did give the car a bit of a jolt. Anway everything seemd ok and I continued to park the car. Anway when I came back to the car it wouldn't start. Everything seemed to work OK, the ignition came on but the starter just wouldn't crank. When trying to start all that I got was a relay click coming from the passenger footwell. There was no click or noise coming form the starter motor and no dimming of the lights.
The only other thing I noticed at this point was that the central locking stopped working properly. On the drivers door the lock wouldn't work the central locking. On the passenger side if you locked the door the central locking would lock and then instantly unlock again. However if you locked it again it would lock and stay locked.
Anyway I mangaged to get a push start and the engine started and ran fine. When I got home I checked all the fuses and gave all the relays a wiggle and all seemed fine but it still wouldn't crank.
This morning it all got even stranger. I wondered if the problem might have been cause by the inertia switch being triggered so I tried disconnecting it. Then when I tried cranking I got a louder click that sounded like the starter solenoid firing, but still no cranking. I then reconected the inertia switch and it made no difference. It was still this load clicking from the starter solenoid. It was at this point I notice smoke coming from the engine. This turned out to be the insultation from the oil level sensor ground wire burning off. This was some how being sorted out when trying to start.
Now I am stuck, and haven't got a clue what is going on, so any help would be appreciated.
Could it be a starter motor problem, or is it an electrical issue? Where is the starter motor located? How easy is it to get at, I can't even see it at the moment?
Any suggestions gratefully accepted.
Cheers,
Chris.