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Thread: The Glorious Bay-of-e : "Highly Modified 520 e34"

  1. 02-07-2008, 03:13 PM #11
    Dave M
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    Trying to read the description gave me an epileptic seizure.

    Home of the english language my A$$

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  2. 02-07-2008, 08:28 PM #12
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    HA HA HA Brian!!!

    I laughed out loud at that one!!

    Did you tell him he's adopted with such poor taste??

    Gone but NEVER forgotten. :'(

    And then...
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  3. 02-07-2008, 09:00 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
    Feast your eyes boys... Highly "Modified" 520 e34. Or shield them. Your choice.

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    Its well worth having cuz it gotta a 'fire extingisher' and a really tasteful halfords 'm5' badge on the boot so it must be an m5 and not a 2.0..yeah right! e34's meant to be a luxury car not a chavvys shitty laugh wagon!!!

    YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD!! (i'd like to see who buys it)!!!
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  4. 02-07-2008, 09:05 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsell
    So my 14 year old boy says, "That doesn't look too bad for an old car."

    I should:

    A) Whoop his ass for having zero taste.
    B) Whoop his ass for general principle.
    C) Smack his Mamma for bearing a child with zero taste.
    D) Sit here, shake my head at teenagers, and open another beer.

    Brian
    Well that applies world wide.
    When taste is driven by fashion, and fashion is 'bling', then there is no taste!

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  5. 02-08-2008, 12:45 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick.Hay
    HA HA HA Brian!!!

    I laughed out loud at that one!!

    Did you tell him he's adopted with such poor taste??
    Thanks for the suggestion, it left him speechless!

    Brian
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  6. 02-08-2008, 09:49 PM #16
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    Zee goggles, zey do nothing!!
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  7. 02-08-2008, 11:53 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsell
    So my 14 year old boy says, "That doesn't look too bad for an old car."
    As a Teenager I respond well to my Dads adage "life is harder if you are stupid"
    On that note, tell him the owner is stupid and explain that a new paint job on a old car does not mean its nice. Another Beer might be in order as well.
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  8. 02-09-2008, 12:43 AM #18
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    I see cheap rims as the only reason to buy it
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  9. 02-09-2008, 07:29 PM #19
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    Hideous car, begs just one question - WHY?? What happened to this mans taste?

    The car has been discussed here:

    http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=28444

    Follow the pearoast link for a previous ebay listing, he's tried before and failed, can't imagine why. The link has some comedy comments!!
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