(Questions at bottom of the rant)
Ok so it’s almost 4 days before the E34 meet which is only 30 minutes from my house and for the god forsaken life of me I have been unable to get my stupid 530i put back together correctly, and subsequently I’m pissed:
Started off with the fan clutch locking up and having to drive the car home in Chicago rush hour traffic. No big deal fan clutch is one of the easiest things to replace, right?
Sure, try my usual tricks to get the fan clutch off, not budging. Borrow a fan clutch “tool” to hold the pulley, nope not coming off, I break the water pump pulley in the process and finally decided that all the all the smacking, and beating that my water pump bearings are taking can’t be good so why don’t I just order a new water pump and pulley and replace the whole mess since I can’t get the fan clutch off.
What a great idea, and I also thought thank god that I didn’t get my water pump done last December when I had my intake gaskets done cause this fan clutch would have locked up and welded itself onto a new water pump and I would have been pissed.
So I tear the front of the car down, radiator out, fan and shroud out belts and everything else that needs to come out. I have a late model 95 which has the stupid (stupid stupid!) emissions tube running in front of the water pump. Get the pump out making SURE not to remove the coolant tubes from under the intake.
….Put the whole thing back together, nice shiny water pump, non rusted fan clutch bolt, blue BMW coolant, my garage floor is a swamp I’m tracking coolant in the house everytime I come in, but who the hell cares, this project is now DONE!
Fill the car with coolant, I’m super confused with this self bleeding cooling system, but fine we’ll fill it up and everything will be good. Fill the car up let it run for a bit, it’s hanging out at ½ and so I go drive it around the block, temp starts to creep up above ½, so pull back in the driveway, guess I’m going to have to add some more coolant…Walk around the front of the car to see coolant dripping off the front of the engine. Sh#t
Ok so I mop up the garage floor, pull the car back in and see what the hell is going on. Turns out the water pump is leaking from the coolant tubes in the front of the engine. So after some choice words I go the BMW dealer get a new gasket and two new o-rings for the pump and start the process again.
Remove fan and fan clutch, shroud, belts etc. I get to the water pump. Did I mention that I have a late production 95 with the emissions tube running in front of the water pump? As I’m trying to get the water pump out from between the engine block and the Stupid Pipe I hear a clink, and then another clink as both of the coolant bypass tubes come out of the pipe at the back end of the engine.
(insert choice curse words) X 2
So I jump on the board and read about how you “might” be able to stick these back into their holes but mostly it means that you’ll have to remove the intake manifold to get them back in correctly.
I just paid my mechanic a couple months ago to replace my intake gaskets... (insert more choice curse words).
Ok so I have to be one of those .001% of M60 water pump replacing DYI people who get the coolant tubes back into those holes with no leaks.
I sand the ends of the pipes, I put a little coolant on them for lube and I go forth to get them reinserted. I take my time, they seem to go in fine, I reinstall the water pump, realizing that went I went to put it in the last time I put it in at an angle and then reattached the thermostat cover and didn’t seat the water pump straight on the pipes…so that leak is figured out and won’t happen again.
Put everything back together this afternoon, start the car, everything seems OK…let the car get warmed up, top off the coolant, shut down the car and I hear “SSSSSSSSS” noise from the front of the car, I look down and there is a crack in my radiator tank, then I look under the car and I see it, the drip down from the front of the transmission…I shine my light down into the 2mm of space in the back of the intake and see a small puddle on the valley pan…
(insert choice curse words) X 10
I need a new radiator.
I need to fix the coolant leak at the back of my engine underneath the manifold that has gaskets that are less than 6 months old.
I hate this car right now.
Part of me wants to call the mechanic and have him fix it. But I started this mess and I need to make it right.
I need a radiator to start with, anyone have a radiator in the Chicago-land area for a 530i?
Anyone have any advice or ideas how to deal with this leaking coolant tube? Is there any way to repair it without removing the intake? Can I drive the car like this or am I just asking for trouble, it’s not a steady leak but it’s a drip every 5-10 seconds.
Should I just ride my bike on Saturday?
GRRRRRRRR
Thanks in Advance
Jim