I strongly recommend having two cats, so they keep each other company ad can play with each other when you are not around.
I recommend putting the cats inside the car and not affixing them to the bottom. Though they do sleep a lot this type of forced exercise and exposure to heat and fumes is probably frowned upon by PETA and your local government.
My cats don't have any ceramic in them, sounds like you should use unbroken crockery for their food and water bowls.
IN short you sound like you are incredibly abusive to your feline companions... perhaps you should go catless???