So I'm at McDonalds, at the drivethru. I just received my food, turned the car back on and released the parking brake, when I hear this engine roar behind me. Then BAM! Something slams into the back of my car and pushes me a good 25 feet before it stops! I roll the car out of the lane and the pickup that was behind me lurches past me to stop another 20 feet away! I am like W T F!!!!! I get out, and a bunch of people come over to see if I was ok. I am fine, I think, and I go around to the back of the car expecting a disaster. Somehow, the only damage seems to be a lot of scratches / gouges in the paint and the rear rubber strips. I get all his insurance info and am having an adjuster come next week. His explanation: "I don't know how it happened". Both our vehicles were stationary at a drive thru and apparently his truck just lept out of his control and slammed into mine.

Moral of the story: going to McDo to satisfy my junk food craving was a bad decision and this is my punishment.

Bonus: Will have a shiny, new painted bumper.