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Thread: An Ode to My E34

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    Default An Ode to My E34

    Forget it then.
    Last edited by BMWDriver; 08-21-2007 at 07:45 AM.

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    Is it normal for me to fear uncomfortable and scared?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon K
    Is it normal for me to fear uncomfortable and scared?
    Yes
    BWMDriver...don't quit your day job...
    That will require the wifes services to forget...good night

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    Reminds me of another gem posted by "petah" on the roadflea e32 board back in 2003:

    The E32nd Psalm, with apologies to King David

    The '90 735i is my car; I shall not want
    Thou maketh me to lie down on a creeper
    Thou leaketh oil and still waters
    But I after I restoreth thy tranny
    Thou leavest me by the side of the path for Pete's sake

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the $tealer
    I will fear no evil: for thou has consumed all my disposable income
    Thy mustard relay and thy LKM, they comfort me
    I preparest a garage in the presence of my wife and mechanic friends
    Thou annointest my head with rear-end oil, my LAD runneth over

    Surely clunks from thine worn dogbones will follow me all the days of my life
    And I will dwell in the house of the Kirt Koeller, forever.

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    Great, now I can use this poem for any poetry assignment I have this year.
    InDEuroz | e34 540i/6 '94 w/ bore/stroked m62 | e30 325iS '87 | Ducati 748R '00

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