OT: It's Chinese New Years

[bigtisas]

This year is not only year of pig. It's year of gold pig. I heard it only happens once evey several hundreds years. Child born this year will be super smart and have good luck.

If the gold-pig child sit in your e34, all idling, oil leaking, shimming, trans program problems will be gone. (ok I make up this part)

[dennyg]

my wife is chinese........she says it japanese......not chinese

[Gayle]

This year is not only year of pig. It's year of gold pig. I heard it only happens once evey several hundreds years. Child born this year will be super smart and have good luck.

If the gold-pig child sit in your e34, all idling, oil leaking, shimming, trans program problems will be gone. (ok I make up this part)

Let's do a group rent-a-gold-pig-child to sit in all our e34s at the Chicago meet! What da ya think guys?


Bliztkrieg Bob--Where's my left overs? The receptionist at work emailed me that I had a package at the front desk. I'm thinking "that Bob is a prince of a guy", but then it only turned out to be new business cards.

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

Bliztkrieg Bob--Where's my left overs? The receptionist at work emailed me that I had a package at the front desk. I'm thinking "that Bob is a prince of a guy", but then it only turned out to be new business cards.

Not even a fortune cookie left...my three boys eat like a swarm of locusts

[Gayle]

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That's not right

Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?

Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP

Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man

Dum Fuk

Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift

Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet

Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone

No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week

Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight

Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great

Fa Kin SuPa