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  • Bob, She'll love it

    3 11.54%

  • Bob, you cheap bastage, buy her a frying pan!

    3 11.54%

  • Take her to dinner or you're on the couch!

    10 38.46%

  • Winfred would have sprung for and air filter too

    15 57.69%
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Thread: It's my wife's birthday tomorrow

  1. 11-15-2006, 11:09 PM #1
    Blitzkrieg Bob
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    Default It's my wife's birthday tomorrow

    Do you think a new thermostat, gaskets, and chrome exhaust tips are the perfect gift?

    Or should I take her out for dinner too?


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  2. 11-15-2006, 11:21 PM #2
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    Damm, I was expecting a sex joke but dinner should be fine.
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  3. 11-15-2006, 11:24 PM #3
    Blitzkrieg Bob
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    Default She gets the "sex joke" regularly, so

    Quote Originally Posted by BigKriss
    Damm, I was expecting a sex joke but dinner should be fine.

    I am trying to be differant for the B day
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  4. 11-15-2006, 11:26 PM #4
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    Okay then.
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  5. 11-15-2006, 11:28 PM #5
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    Funny, its my mothers birthday tommorrow also.
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  6. 11-16-2006, 12:18 AM #6
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    I would have voted the twin sister in law but that wasnt an option...so i voted on the one I hate the least.
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  7. 11-16-2006, 02:58 AM #7
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    "wine her diner her 69 her?" ....I watched dumb and dumber tonight, and i'm dumber now than i was 2 hours ago.....


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  8. 11-16-2006, 09:13 AM #8
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    hahaha, her favorite present will most likely be that you are out of the house while working on the car!!! hahaha. Who loves you baby? Don't forget the dinner though.
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  9. 11-16-2006, 10:28 AM #9
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    You're a brave man to even consider not taking her to dinner...
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  10. 11-16-2006, 10:44 AM #10
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    Take her out, get her liquored then bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
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