OT how many times a week you have sex?

[Lennyz525i]

date a younger chick that is in her sexual prime... it will put a smile on your face

P.S. Quickies count double!

I'm not sure if women have a sexual prime. Women 30-40 seem to put out a lot more and quicker than women 18-28.

[Zeuk in Oz]

It reminds me of that Woody Allen movie where he an ? Mia Farrow are asked by a marriage counsellor, seperately, how often they have sex.

He says "hardly ever" - perhaps 2 or 3 times a week.

She says "all the time" - perhaps 2 or 3 times a week.


Says it all !

[brosher]

Says it all !

Agreed!

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

I'm not sure if women have a sexual prime. Women 30-40 seem to put out a lot more and quicker than women 18-28.

Late 30s into the 40s they turn into nymphos and drop their panties in a wink.

[angrypancake]

Late 30s into the 40s they turn into nymphos and drop their panties in a wink.

hell yeah they do.

[Robin-535im]

Late 30s into the 40s they turn into nymphos and drop their panties in a wink.

You must have a hell of a wink.

[Gayle]

Late 30s into the 40s they turn into nymphos and drop their panties in a wink.

Maybe that is why I have such fond memories of my thirties. Sigh.

[califblue]

OH Gayle, I do believe it is time to que up my SONG

Sit back cause you are about to listen the Greatest Song Ever Written PERIOD!

http://media.putfile.com/Jason-Bolan...b-Nymphomaniac

well welcome everybody to Willies place

You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face

we got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb
nympho maniac

Chorus

I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac

To drive me around in her cadillac

If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back

I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac

we'll give her great big **** and a little bitty ass
a ****ing machine that never runs out of gas
a body like nobody's ever seen before
she recently inherited a liquor store

Chorus

well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
she doesn't get the shits if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
take of our clothes then we buck in a pile

Chorus

Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
the best in the west at cooking chinese food
she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
she always compliments me on the size of my hose

Chorus

we'll make her three feet tall
and stand about to here
with a flat spot on her head
so I can rest my beer


P.S.you new it was coming didn't you

[632 Regal]

had and have had a new one after any breakup. never failed yet.

[Gayle]

it's funny for us younger ones we go after older women cause they have the experience and can teach us cool tricks to impress the little high school bitches.

Cakes--you want cool tricks to impress the little high school bitches...get this book. Chapter 16...The art of finger _____.


Guide to Getting It On


Just in case you don't read down the page, here are the first two reviews. Need I say more?

Cosmopolitan Magazine, UK, June, 1 2004
In our vast library of sex books, this is by far the most human, enlightening, entertaining read of the lot.

Violet Blue, best-selling sex book author and sex educator, June 1, 2004
The most comprehensive sex guide in the world. I can recommend it to pretty much everyone who owns genitals....