I was triving the E 34 today and drove to a client's for a house call, parking in their turning bay.

I was just about to leave when the lady of the house decided to also leave - and reversed her 2 month old $200,000 S class Mercedes into my car.

Basically a bumper corner to bumper corner 5 km/h collision.

The S class cracked and spat bits of plastic whereas my car looks unaffected.

I just smiled.