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    This is a written article in a motorcyle mag my friend told me today!! It reads..."So and so Mag... I love your magazine; it has been great for my hobby, but lately I think my wife is cheating on me! For the past few months she has been acting a little strange. She gets upset when I try to be romantic, flips out when I picked up her cell phone to check the time, and has been going out with her "girls" more. I ask which friends and she replies with girls from work that I dont dont know. And on top of it; coming home being dropped off by someone. I look outside and see no taxi, no friend, nothing! So I decided to park my motorcylce on the drive and see who is REALLY dropping her off to get some answers and thats when I saw it! A leak from my valve cover on my 83 yamaha venure royale. Now it looks easy enough to do the job myself; but would it just be better to take in into the shop and let them do the work? Thank you so much!"

    That was the funniest joke Ive heard in a while. Not as funny on the forum for sure, but still worth typing.

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    A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "
    "First, you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next, you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally, you drink the lime juice."
    So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK? Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... In one second the sharp lime taste hits .... At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
    When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job"
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    Default What does a kiss taste like?

    WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
    She picked a little boy to do the first test.
    She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy.
    "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."
    Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!

    Quote Originally Posted by aston_jag_tech
    This is a written article in a motorcyle mag my friend told me today!! It reads..."So and so Mag... I love your magazine; it has been great for my hobby, but lately I think my wife is cheating on me! For the past few months she has been acting a little strange. She gets upset when I try to be romantic, flips out when I picked up her cell phone to check the time, and has been going out with her "girls" more. I ask which friends and she replies with girls from work that I dont dont know. And on top of it; coming home being dropped off by someone. I look outside and see no taxi, no friend, nothing! So I decided to park my motorcylce on the drive and see who is REALLY dropping her off to get some answers and thats when I saw it! A leak from my valve cover on my 83 yamaha venure royale. Now it looks easy enough to do the job myself; but would it just be better to take in into the shop and let them do the work? Thank you so much!"

    That was the funniest joke Ive heard in a while. Not as funny on the forum for sure, but still worth typing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beemeraddict
    WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
    She picked a little boy to do the first test.
    She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy.
    "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."
    Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!

    ewwwwwwwwaaaa. Ill make sure I never have that combo.

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