This is a written article in a motorcyle mag my friend told me today!! It reads..."So and so Mag... I love your magazine; it has been great for my hobby, but lately I think my wife is cheating on me! For the past few months she has been acting a little strange. She gets upset when I try to be romantic, flips out when I picked up her cell phone to check the time, and has been going out with her "girls" more. I ask which friends and she replies with girls from work that I dont dont know. And on top of it; coming home being dropped off by someone. I look outside and see no taxi, no friend, nothing! So I decided to park my motorcylce on the drive and see who is REALLY dropping her off to get some answers and thats when I saw it! A leak from my valve cover on my 83 yamaha venure royale. Now it looks easy enough to do the job myself; but would it just be better to take in into the shop and let them do the work? Thank you so much!"

That was the funniest joke Ive heard in a while. Not as funny on the forum for sure, but still worth typing.