GO FISHING, use SLABSAUCE Fishing Attractant
Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: OT: Justification for birth control

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Nashville, TN
    Posts
    982

    Default OT: Justification for birth control

    Derek A.
    90 535i 5 Speed - Style 5 17"

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Philadelphia
    Posts
    805

    Default

    a double dose!
    Rondell 58's|Eibach Springs|B&B Tri-Flow Exhaust|Shadowline|S/D Rotors|KYB Struts



  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    1,305

    Default

    How about a 45 caliber lead suppository?

    1990 E34 535iA, 215,000kms (130,000 miles).
    Dual Climate, Rear Headrests, Rollerblind, M-Tech Wheel,
    Memory Seats, EAT Chip, T-Stars.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    baton rouge, loserana
    Posts
    6,922

    Default

    what the **** did they think was going to happen, some of that stuff that could of been broken would **** up the way that jizz trap walks for the rest of his life, however it would of been more amusing with a couple 50# bags of sand in the cart
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    66

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Derek A.
    We should all chip in on a life insurance policy on that nitwit.....we could make a bundle!
    JNMIP
    '93 E34 525i A/T 9/92

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Posts
    505

    Default

    And, there's a very good chance that he will reporduce one day.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Eastern Tennessee USi
    Posts
    14,843

    Default

    video cams rule!
    95 E34 530I V2.37
    ===========
    Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

    John F. Kennedy

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Chicago, Il. U.S.A.
    Posts
    4,243

    Default

    Perhaps with the girl in that stick shift car.
    "The gas pedal wouldn't go to the floor if it weren't meant to be there"

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    West Portland, OR
    Posts
    1,435

    Default

    Dude it's broken, call EMS.... DUDE, It's BROKEN.
    His friends are just as retarded as he is guys lol...
    EuroLux:. Private Detail
    E34 1/'89 ///M20 2.5i: Lachsilber

Similar Threads

  1. Speed Channel - BMW: Birth of a Sports Car
    By Jon K in forum 5 Series BMW
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 04-10-2006, 05:00 PM
  2. Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01-04-2006, 02:11 PM
  3. Who gave birth to this? 56k Warning
    By lino in forum 5 Series BMW
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 03-10-2005, 01:07 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •