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  1. 07-22-2006, 09:12 PM #1
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    What with all the heat wave we all seem to be having, what is your favorite expression as to the heat?
    I have two favorites:
    Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.

    Its hotter than two rabbits f**king in a burlap sack.

    Others????
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    sweating like a whore in church is one favorite, i know another that involves diffaculty in reading but is rather racial
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by trumpetr
    What with all the heat wave we all seem to be having, what is your favorite expression as to the heat?
    I have two favorites:
    Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.

    Its hotter than two rabbits f**king in a burlap sack.

    Others????
    Not hotter than my temperature, here in Oregon at least X-O

    I've been sick! Don't know what it is... (Whats that injury called when acid burns your stomach badly?) Whatever it is, my stomach hurts like a mother****er and I can't work because every 15 minutes I have to bend the hell over or sit down. Fever, all that junk.

    Oh, and I woke up with an ear infection surprise this morning. Wonderful.
    Who, besides six year olds, gets ear infections....Apperently I do!
    I eat very healthy, I run and lift almost every day of the week...hmmmmmm
    At least it happened when I don't have class...

    Sorry, I don't know what brought that on. I'm gonna go try to puke now
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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesAFerg
    Not hotter than my temperature, here in Oregon at least X-O

    I've been sick! Don't know what it is... (Whats that injury called when acid burns your stomach badly?)...
    Gastric reflux possibly caused by a hiatus hernia.
    If you have a hiatus hernia at 19, it's time to change your diet (avoid fatty & acidic foods), lose some weight and give up cigarettes & booze.
    Then after also abstaining from sex, there is nothing else to live for so you may as well drive your E34 off the edge of the Grand Canyon!

    The other possbilty is a stomach ulcer.
    Either way, go see your doctor!
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    Houston heat + humidity

    "Its like breathing through a wet sponge"
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    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by pundit
    it's time to change your diet
    couldn't hurt
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it
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  10. 07-23-2006, 03:58 PM #10
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    i prefer "hotter than holy hell"

    its short and to the point.
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