::.. My submission of the most ugly e34...

[White535Mtl]

I've got this one...

I still hate it!!

I've seen this car on the highway rolling right next to me. We were driving in a 87 rust-bucket Civic and laughing at him. That car is much worst in person.

It looked like the body work had been done by an amateur, with waves all over the trunk; the teg taillights were sticking out, and the inside was horribly coloured.

Needless to say a horrendous sight.

Worst part is the owner thought we were looking at his car because it was hot.

What a waste of a perfectly good set of M5 rims.

The e34 is good for trash now

[nizmainiac]

jap style bumpers on a german car , makes me laugh , it's all well and good if it's actually on a jap car given that it's not too outrageous

[wingman]

What I want to know is why, after seeing the guy in person, is he still living? How can you sleep at night knowing that you have left this poor excuse for a human being wasting the air that we all need. What did he look like?

[shuriken]

Angrypancake's find looks suspiciously like a photoshop to me, the reflections & colour tones on the front bumper aren't quite right, not to mention the fact that the bumper side vents are different shapes to each other!
Nick.Hay's find is easily the most ugly e34 ever
I think the owner has tried to make the back look a bit like the Ford Scorpio (and failed miserably) - at least, thats what it reminds me of..
Ford Scorpio:

God those Scorpio's look crap!
The pics are of two different cars. The front view looks photoshopped in the way that the car has been 'treated' differently to the background. The wheels are different as are the side skirts and no tail on the front view car.
i like the front view car but the rear view car sucks. Boddy kits are fine if the car can live up to the hype. No point looking like thatwith a 4cyl 1.8 engine under the bonnet!

[Atl530i]

Angrypancake's find looks suspiciously like a photoshop to me, the reflections & colour tones on the front bumper aren't quite right, not to mention the fact that the bumper side vents are different shapes to each other!
Nick.Hay's find is easily the most ugly e34 ever
I think the owner has tried to make the back look a bit like the Ford Scorpio (and failed miserably) - at least, thats what it reminds me of..
Ford Scorpio:

I really do not get why anyone would want to make a BMW look like a Ford, Photoshopped or not. If that is Photoshopped, the reflections on the car came out really good.

[JerseySi]

That Ford pic isn't 'shopped - that's a standard euro-spec Scorpio, replacement to the old Ford Granada...
Perhaps unsurprisingly, it never seemed to sell in large numbers..

[Atl530i]

I think I read the post wrong, anyway.

[shuriken]

The pics of the two BM's are correct, but the lower one has been 'shopped, but only in it looks to me that it has been seperated from the background by making it a little sharper and also with a mild curve being added. Like the bottom one, hate the top one.

[Yiorgos]

Hey, sorry to drudge up an old thread, but came across this while looking in the UK eBay. Maybe not as ugly as others in here, but still pretty ugly.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-535-i-spor...QQcmdZViewItem

[Qube]

Hey, sorry to drudge up an old thread, but came across this while looking in the UK eBay. Maybe not as ugly as others in here, but still pretty ugly.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-535-i-spor...QQcmdZViewItem

Oh my god! If it were a dog, I would shoot it to put it out of it's misery! Driven so hard and in such shitty shape it should be put to rest...