For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job. .... There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?

Little Patrick told him,"I was walking past your room last night , and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait, because she was coming too.


And I'll be God damned if I'm staying here alone, with a $180.000
mortgage and no ****ing bike!"