LOL, moral of that story Paul? Perhaps it is Don't buy a new car, just buy 3 old ones so you don't have to rely on the manufacturer any more than you can trust it to make the car last. What a sorry state of affairs- we just deserve to choke to death!
As for ABS and ESP, etc. the real studies show people just learn to drive their cars to their limits, which is why you tend to see younger people tailgating closer than older people (ok, perhaps just one of the reasons

) as they have learned on cars with these features and know the car stops quicker/handles better: Instead of benefitting form the increased safety margin, they just drive harder inside the danger zone. It is only natural behaviour- how many of us are not in a hurry to get places?
One other thing I know- the manufacturers are just playing with consumers- they just love selling new cars and coming up with reasons we should buy them so much they can barely offer us a decent way to make them last. Worse, they could never ever imagine improving the ones we've already invested in and getting service income instead.
Seems to me they are missing out on a big market there... the parts/mods/upgrades industry is barely waking on this stuff too- if the manufacturers let it carry on they will soon find people making older cars into better than new ones... (since so may of the new ones are really not so crash hot)

but actually I am wrong there... it would have happened long ago, but they just get (our) regulators to put a good stop to it every time it happens.... and threatens a multinational's profits.