OT This happened right in my subdivision

[MBXB]

http://news.tbo.com/news/metro/MGBW7ZQW7NE.html

They found her arm in the gators stomach.

[Gayle]

Hubby tells me that gators can run faster than people even with those little stubby legs. But gators don't corner well so the only way to escape them is to make turns.

Whats the deal with gators lately? They have been picking adults off left and right. I understand that is not normal.

[MBXB]

Gators can sprint up to 30 mph for quite a distance;
They also have a 5 ft vertical leap.

[Zeuk in Oz]

Gayle, Gayle, Gayle !

How many times do we have to tell you !

Pick on Scots month was LAST month ! (See jokes thread).

Please get with it !

[Gayle]

Gayle, Gayle, Gayle !

How many times do we have to tell you !

Pick on Scots month was LAST month ! (See jokes thread).

Please get with it !

I don't get it and I don't usually read the jokes thread. You mean I have to read 42 jokes in this months thread to understand your post? Help me out. Give me the post #. I am afraid I will wade through all 42 only to find out the reference is in last months thread.

Edit: Oh I just realized you mean my sig pic. I was trying to relate your comment to alligators or short legs or something. I am not picking on Scots. My husband and I are both of Scottish ancestry. I am just trying to represent the female perspective here.

[Bleeding_Knuckles]

want everything given to you? participate and learn my good fellow

I don't get it and I don't usually read the jokes thread. You mean I have to read 42 jokes in this months thread to understand your post?

Help me out. Give me the post #. I am afraid I will wade through all 42 only to find out the reference is in last months thread.

Edit: Oh I just realized you mean my sig pic. I was trying to relate your comment to alligators or short legs or something. I am not picking on Scots. My husband and I are both of Scottish ancestry. I am just trying to represent the female perspective here.

[Gayle]

want everything given to you? participate and learn my good fellow

Did you read my whole post? It is not my good fellow. It is my good lady.
And I do participate (1,733 posts) and learn here--just not from the joke thread.

[Bleeding_Knuckles]

either you are a good fellow or a really big good lady, picture in yout post tells something to me- no foffence intended

Did you read my whole post? It is not my good fellow. It is my good lady.

[Gayle]

either you are a good fellow or a really big good lady, picture in yout post tells something to me- no foffence intended

If you think that is me, you are seriously literal. You probably think that car in angry pancake's sig is really his car. And you think that penis in Winfred's sig pic is Winfred's penis.

If you want to know what I really look like, go to my profile. And FYI, when I change my sig pic next time, it is going to be a horse--and that is not me either.

[632 Regal]

maybe someone pissed on their parade?

Hubby tells me that gators can run faster than people even with those little stubby legs. But gators don't corner well so the only way to escape them is to make turns.

Whats the deal with gators lately? They have been picking adults off left and right. I understand that is not normal.