Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball
at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so
for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya
doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."


When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with
them."


A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Bobbie. Want
your usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.


Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can
slam the door, he jumps in beside her.


Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.


She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4
letter word in the book.


The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real
bitch this time."