A blonde and a brunette are sitting on their front porch,,,when here comes the brunettes boyfriend, carrying a big boquet of roses.
"Awwww,,,,****",,says the Brunette,,,,,"
"Whats wrong?", says the blonde.
"Now im gonna have to spend the rest of the week on my back with my legs in the air.", the brunette says.
The blonde says,,,,"Geez,,,,,couldnt you just use a vase?"