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  1. #1
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    Default My wife loves our BMW.

    This is my wife's new car (no, not the buick):

    When I left this morning, it was still in it's parking space and the 525i was gone. Good thing it only cost 4x more than our bimmer, or I would be feeling some buyer's remorse.

    Part of the problem is that she isn't very comfortable driving a stick, and it has the Z51 suspension so it's not a very forgiving ride on Michigan roads.

    We bought it to replace her '03 Land Rover Discovery which must have been built on Friday by a barrelful of drunken monkeys. The quality was just terrible, and I'm comparing it to my '94 BMW.

    Either way, we still love our 525i.
    Job 14:1 Man born of woman is of few days and full of trouble.
    az

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    Default Are you complaining?

    Man, I wish my wife would do something horrible to me like that...... leave me a hot looking vette to drive ! You poor bastard. How do you live with a woman like that?

    Now, if she had taken the BMW and left you with just the Buick, then you'd have a case. Since you HAVE to drive a Corvette today, all I can say is:


    "Suck it up, and be a man!"

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    uh oh.
    First the corvette.
    Then the toupe & new girlfriend.
    erased due to slander

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    Default Griping will not be tolerated.

    Actually, today I drove the Buick.

    Before I am removed from the board on suspicion of narcotic drug use and in general for being a complete idiot, hear me out. My father and I carpool to work and when we take his car (the Buick), he pays for gas. But most importantly, there is construction on the upper levels of my parking garage and if I drive my wife’s car, I will be forced into the high-turnover, door-ding, ninth-ring of you-know-where lower level.

    Quote Originally Posted by JD525IA
    Man, I wish my wife would do something horrible to me like that...... leave me a hot looking vette to drive! . . . How do you live with a woman like that?[/SIZE]
    It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin in Bellevue
    uh oh.
    First the corvette.
    Then the toupe & new girlfriend.
    I’m only 25 and still have most of my hair. More likely: first the corvette, then the bankruptcy proceedings . . . then the toupee.

    Besides, I think I’m more afraid she’s going to find someone with a nicer e34.
    Job 14:1 Man born of woman is of few days and full of trouble.
    az

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    Default OK - With gas prices the way they are these days...

    I guess I can't blame ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin in Bellevue
    uh oh.
    First the corvette.
    Then the toupe & new girlfriend.
    Quote Originally Posted by azale
    I’m only 25 and still have most of my hair.

    Notice you didn't deny the girlfriend.

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    Dinan chip, Bilstein sports w H&R, RD sways, RD strut brace, 750 bushings, Zimmermans/MetalMasters, O.E. M Pars, Eisenmann muffler

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    Default My formal denial

    Quote Originally Posted by Gayle
    Notice you didn't deny the girlfriend.
    I do not have a girlfriend nor do I desire one. I believe marriage is a lasting covenant (you know . . . the whole "until death" part).

    Besides, the Bible addresses the concept plainly:
    Matthew 6:24 "No man can serve two masters"
    Job 14:1 Man born of woman is of few days and full of trouble.
    az

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    Default

    Hmmm....

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    New Vette's suck...
    If it cannot be fixed by the dremel or ducktape.. get out the sledge...
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    I miss my e34

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    New BMW's suck as well. They all look like wedged electric razors.

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