I was out washing my car after work and this car drives up.





I glance up front my intent focus on my wheels and think

"what is the matter with that e34-its deformed."

I am looking at the lip on the truck and thinking "how did they do that?"

Then I realized,

", it's a 7." Poor thing. With the M pars it looks like a granny in a mini skirt and a midriff baring top. It looks ridiculous.

And the car was so filthy.

A dude (about 25) and his lady were there to bat some balls at the baseball diamond across the street.

I know I have to zip it, but I just want to say "dude...give her a bath." Then I start to fantasize about pulling a bottle of P21S wheel cleaner and silently handing it to him, but I think "nah, he would just hit me."

When they drove off, the car creaked and barely had enough power to pull away. It probably had not had an oil change since before the last time those wheels were washed. It was too sad.

I was glad my car was facing the other way so she didn't have to see an abused cousin.

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