I will not answer any more.......

[shogun]

if there are incomplete profiles, like " E34" and that is all, , no year, no month of production, no info on engine and you know what is required to answer CORRECT and in DETAIL.
Even the month and year of production is absolutely required to answer in detail to most of the questions.
Is there EML, ABS, mileage etc etc.

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

there's alot of guys who ask for vague help, but no details, imagine these guys at the parts shop.

[winfred]

sounds like my customers, "i need a part for my mercedes" what flavor of mercedes? "mercedes benz" uhhhh... what year model? "86" what model? "benz" (veins popping out in forhead now) dude in 1986 there was about a dozen ****ing models! go look at the back of the car and tell me the number, foot steps and a door squeak..............door squeek and foot steps "300" ahhhhhhhhhh 300e 300d 300sdl 300sel 300te 300td


i've forgen how many times i've had this exact conversation and had to tell them to go look at the back of the damn car and tell me the numbers (a couple times in some cases) even want to develope a low opinion of the public? sell stuff

[Turbo Ready]

Winfred, you should sell BMW parts only less model numbers than Benz

On the other hand I have seen some BMW turds who may come back with their license plate numbers if you sent him at the back of the car to get the numbers.

I have heard a guys reply to the car's model as "2 door"

[winfred]

got a buddy that worked at a mitsubishi dealer parts counter and one day after telling the douchebag to go look at the back of the car because he said it's a mitsubishi when asked what model, said douche comes back and said "it's a levis mitsubishi", which was the name on the dealer sticker on the trunk

On the other hand I have seen some BMW turds who may come back with their license plate numbers if you sent him at the back of the car to get the numbers.

I have heard a guys reply to the car's model as "2 door"

[wingman]

sounds like my customers, "i need a part for my mercedes" what flavor of mercedes? "mercedes benz" uhhhh... what year model? "86" what model? "benz" (veins popping out in forhead now) dude in 1986 there was about a dozen ****ing models! go look at the back of the car and tell me the number, foot steps and a door squeak..............door squeek and foot steps "300" ahhhhhhhhhh 300e 300d 300sdl 300sel 300te 300td


i've forgen how many times i've had this exact conversation and had to tell them to go look at the back of the damn car and tell me the numbers (a couple times in some cases) even want to develope a low opinion of the public? sell stuff

Capacity? 2 in the front, 3 in the back...

[Javier]

You will always have the power to decide if you get in to help or Oleee!!!!

There will always be guys in this forum that hardly differentiate a screwdriver from an open wrench, as both of them are to loose/tight threaded sticks. These kind of guys do not understand too much on engines, models, ASC, ABS, EML, GM, RM, DME, tds, M30, M50, .... Must of them are looking for clues to prevent their mechanics to rape them.

I just answer depending on mood, available time, and willing to ask questions to narrow down the issue.

Javier

Capacity? 2 in the front, 3 in the back...

[Evan]

let's all pitch in and buy Shogun a massage with happy ending

[winfred]

i've been doing that for a while with all of the newbies lately, it's almost like work

I just answer depending on mood, available time, and willing to ask questions to narrow down the issue.

Javier

[calmloki]

sounds like my customers, "i need a part for my mercedes" what flavor of mercedes? "mercedes benz" uhhhh... what year model? "86" what model? "benz" (veins popping out in forhead now) dude in 1986 there was about a dozen ****ing models! go look at the back of the car and tell me the number, foot steps and a door squeak..............door squeek and foot steps "300" ahhhhhhhhhh 300e 300d 300sdl 300sel 300te 300td


i've forgen how many times i've had this exact conversation and had to tell them to go look at the back of the damn car and tell me the numbers (a couple times in some cases) even want to develope a low opinion of the public? sell stuff

What kind of BMW? Car.
What kind of BMW? Red.
Back in the day we used to ask the customer to hold the car up to the phone so we could diagnose it. Waste of time and money solving problems for some people over the phone. Got so you could just tell who wanted you to do their diagnostics for free and you wouldn't see them spend a nickle in your shop. Kinda like being able to spot sales calls.