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[Robin-535im]

I read somewhere that the mean human IQ is 103.

It should be 100 by definition. Intelligence "Quotient"

[dacoyote]

>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>> As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
>>>
>>> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
>>> mission in Iraq is complete.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>> forces
>>> from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to
>>> begin
>>> the reckoning.
>>>
>>> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>>> which
>>> have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The
>>> United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia , and Poland are some of the
>>> countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>> world's
>>> nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies
>>> of
>>> both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
>>> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>> Iraqi
>>> war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>> Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future , together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>> money
>>> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
>>> note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt
>>> you
>>> down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
>>>
>>> Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>> France,
>>> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
>>> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>>> parking
>>> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of
>>> the
>>> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2 Since we are likely
>>> to
>>> be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>> pissing
>>> us off for a change.
>>>
>>> Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
>>> government
>>> really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and
>>> infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em?
>>> Yep,
>>> border security. So start doing something with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
>>> starting
>>> now.
>>>
>>> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for
>>> oil
>>> in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades
>>> to
>>> come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer
>>> you
>>> to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
>>>
>>> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
>>> Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn
>>> tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>>> world
>>> has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
>>> planet.
>>> It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
>>> homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from
>>> America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe
>>> you
>>> and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You
>>> might
>>> want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good
>>> night.
>>> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
>>> thank a soldier.

Wish it was true...