all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it
a some good ones to try are old guy sayings with the different accents and languages, for example
"you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
" yea and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass on the ground when he hopped"
"that boy could **** up a free lunch"
"i could fall in a barrel of **** and come out sucking my thumb"
all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it
How come no Indians speaking English ?Originally Posted by winfred
Or South Africans, Aussies, Kiwis or Pakistanis for that matter.
"I'm not the village idiot.
But when he retires I'm next on the list."