Broken ignition switch, or Mark's chip?

[jplacson]

Big words from someone who hides behind anonymity.

[632 Regal]

It never ceases to amaze me over the general level of stupidity of some people - the key doesnt turn properly.... - how could this possibly be related to an engine management chip upgrade.

other people asking wheres the fuse box...its a car - its hardly the Taj Mahal - take a look around...wheres the battery....lord its a miracle it doesnt need one...oh its there under the seat...

[kjbcpa]

Y'all are getting way too serious. I know its pure chance and not the chip. She maybe doesn't know, but that's my responsibility and she will ultimately trust my judgement. Just my lame attempt at humor.

The basic question, maybe, is this a common problem? In the last twelve months I've spent many $$$ to avoid problems on the road, including Level II service, transmission service, motor mounts, most front end parts, struts, radiator, water pump, T'stat, hoses, belts, starter, etc. Who would have thought broken ignition switch?

I used to do my own mechanical work but now I pay to have the work done. I personally prefer to spend my non-office time renovating the house and playing with my seven year old son. I respect and admire those who do their own repairs.

Just as a reader, this board has been immensely helpful in understanding my car and knowing what can and will go wrong at 145,000 miles and linking to other sources of information. I usually understand what you guys are talking about (except maybe clutch plates in automatic transmissions (grin)).

I love driving the car and don't mind spending $$$. Especially to avoid trouble on the road. Yesterday's trip back on the tow truck was disappointing (especially since it just had another trip last month when the radiator blew). I really don't want it to get too comfortable being carried around (grin).

The coincidence is a bitch, but I know Mark's chip cannot possibly be the cause. As for the chip, you guys are right. It seems to have removed the "sluggish" feel to this car. As soon as the ignition switch is fixed I look forward to many more years of enjoyable driving. And hopefully, no more tow trucks! Thank you, frequent posters and generous sources of great knowledge. I would gladly reciprocate if you should have some complicated, late night, income tax questions.

[kjbcpa]

I had to listen to her. For 45 miles with a small child in back. At 10:00PM. After her driving through Atlanta traffic. But it wasn't too bad; she never once said "I told you so". And it would have been far worse if the switch had broken last week when she took the car 350 miles away to the beach. My sweet wife is such a softy that she thinks the poor old car should be gently used rather than subjected to a performance enhancing chip. She thinks it is objecting (grin).

Of course doing oil changes would not be punishment to her. She would do oil changes the same way I cook: "Honey, where's the car keys?" (OK, I admit, it's the same way I do oil changes....:-) (But, hey, I did the chip install myself.)

And your wife should be ashamed of herself, and you should be ashamed of yourself for listening to her. I suggest you punish her by requiring her to do all future oil changes!

[BigD]

How can a water pump failure cause that? Those nozzles just break from age. Maybe your evil chip makes the water pump run at a harmonic frequency with the nozzle which makes it shatter, huh?

RE the initial problem, I also wonder if there is a neutral/park switch. I have a two friends with early 90's Integras and they both had the same failure where when the car was cold, and you put it in park, the park switch would get triggered (even the P on the dashboard wasn't lit up) and it would not release the key. I wonder if these autos have something similar.

his radiator to blow. I had just installed the chip in his 1993 or 94 E36, we went for a test drive and 10 minutes into the drive the top part of his rad where the hose connects blew. This was caused by the failure of the water pump. He needed a new pump and radiator, but in the minutes after the problem he kept asking if this was caused by the chip.

Mark

[Warren N.CA]

Big words from someone who hides behind anonymity.

[Warren N.CA]

required HER to install the chip. Then, if the car complained, it would have been HER fault.

I had to listen to her. For 45 miles with a small child in back. At 10:00PM. After her driving through Atlanta traffic. But it wasn't too bad; she never once said "I told you so". And it would have been far worse if the switch had broken last week when she took the car 350 miles away to the beach. My sweet wife is such a softy that she thinks the poor old car should be gently used rather than subjected to a performance enhancing chip. She thinks it is objecting (grin).

Of course doing oil changes would not be punishment to her. She would do oil changes the same way I cook: "Honey, where's the car keys?" (OK, I admit, it's the same way I do oil changes....:-) (But, hey, I did the chip install myself.)

[kjbcpa]

Man, I'm jealous. You can make your wife do anything? I thought I was lucky she pumps her own gas..

[Warren N.CA]

none exists. I think it may be one of the most common errors found in the thought processes of typical humanoid earthlings. You know you're dealing with a real "rocket scientist" when the person refuses to accept the possibility that although event A happended immediately before event B, event A did NOT NECESSARILY CAUSE event B.

his radiator to blow. I had just installed the chip in his 1993 or 94 E36, we went for a test drive and 10 minutes into the drive the top part of his rad where the hose connects blew. This was caused by the failure of the water pump. He needed a new pump and radiator, but in the minutes after the problem he kept asking if this was caused by the chip.

Mark

[632 Regal]

My ignition stuck a couple times not real bad, then one time way away from earth I just could not get the thing to turn...very frustrated. I sat there as I realized the battery on my cell was dead, and played with the steeringwheel, the shifter, hit the steering wheel, hit the shifter, removed the key and put it back in 3 times and all of a sudden it turned! I worried about that after for about 2 weeks. I havent had any symptoms since, no clue why it didnt cooperate that one time.