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Thread: Hold on TIGHT winfred!!!

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    blah blah blah, translation it will suck in the effected area

    Quote Originally Posted by ryan roopnarine
    this is the text of the official gov-ment's weather service (not the hurricane center, though) if you are too lazy to look at the link:


    EXTREMELY DANGEROUS HURRICANE KATRINA CONTINUES TO APPROACH THE
    MISSISSIPPI RIVER DELTA

    DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED

    MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT
    LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL
    FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY
    DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.

    THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
    PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD
    FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
    BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME
    WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.

    HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY...A
    FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT.

    AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH
    AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY
    VEHICLES AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE
    ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE
    WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.

    POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN
    AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING
    INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.

    THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY
    THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW
    CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE
    KILLED.

    AN INLAND HURRICANE WIND WATCH IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
    HURRICANE FORCE...OR FREQUENT GUSTS AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE...ARE
    POSSIBLE WITHIN THE NEXT 24 TO 36 HOURS.

    LAZ038-040-050-056>070-MSZ080>082-290300-
    ASSUMPTION-HANCOCK-HARRISON-JACKSON-LIVINGSTON-LOWER JEFFERSON-
    LOWER LAFOURCHE-LOWER PLAQUEMINES-LOWER ST. BERNARD-LOWER TERREBONNE-
    ORLEANS-ST. CHARLES-ST. JAMES-ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST-ST. TAMMANY-
    TANGIPAHOA-UPPER JEFFERSON-UPPER LAFOURCHE-UPPER PLAQUEMINES-
    UPPER ST. BERNARD-UPPER TERREBONNE-
    413 PM CDT SUN AUG 28 2005


    INLAND HURRICANE WIND WARNING IS IN EFFECT

    HURRICANE KATRINA CONTINUES TO APPROACH THE AREA. TROPICAL STORM
    FORCE WINDS ARE CURRENTLY MOVING INTO THE COASTAL MARSHES AND WILL
    PERSIST FOR THE NEXT 26 TO 28 HOURS. HURRICANE FORCE WINDS WILL
    ONSET AROUND MIDNIGHT NEAR THE COAST AND BY 3 AM CLOSER TO THE NEW
    ORLEANS METRO AREA AND PERSIST FOR 9 TO 15 HOURS. MAXIMUM WIND GUSTS
    AROUND 175 MPH ARE LIKELY IN THE WARNED AREA BY DAYBREAK MONDAY.

    DO NOT VENTURE OUTDOORS ONCE TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS ONSET!


    wild and stuff, there.
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    been here the whole time, board, watching crappy sunday teevee i aint going out in the new orleans refugee traffic, mom did that a couple times this morning and said it sucked

    Quote Originally Posted by Gayle
    I think he was on about noon. If anything, I would guess his IP might be down.
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    i pop in every so often and see if theres anything up, i ain't going no where even if the ****er turns west and actually hits us, id rather be uncomfortable in my own house then in some flea/lice infested shelter on a sack of stale farts

    Quote Originally Posted by 632 Regal
    Win hasnt been on since 5:30 est. maybe he split or something.

    I heard 28 foot storm surge...is that even possible?
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    Default yep, looking like this will be the "Andrew" of this decade...

    ...gusts to 200mph and a huge surge....

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    This should clean out naw'lins for a bit. The 'dome is gonna be fun.

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    news said there was something like 100,000 people in the dome, that's gotta suck on a whole new level

    Quote Originally Posted by rickm
    This should clean out naw'lins for a bit. The 'dome is gonna be fun.
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    whats a guess on gas costs after this ********? 5 bux? Im sure our government will soften the blow for us.

    right.
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    i want some of whatever you were smoking, the gulf rigs will shut down and the prices that have been dropping the last week atleast around here will go back up (2.539 for 93* last fill up)

    Quote Originally Posted by 632 Regal
    Im sure our government will soften the blow for us.

    right.
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    hey at 7:00 pm it finally started raining
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    boy is the board clock off, says 6:14

    Quote Originally Posted by winfred
    hey at 7:00 pm it finally started raining
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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