What did you get for your 18th birthday?

[Rory535i]

my folks forgot my 18th...

[MicahO]

I got an extra glass of water at lunch. That's what happens when you have your 18th birthday smack in the middle of Basic Training. Oh, and an extra set of pushups.

That kid's driving would benefit greatly from a driving school or three.

That kid's life would benefit greatly from a stint getting his ass stomped in Basic. A bit of perspective......

[niall]

you should of jacked that mofo
you deserve it more than him!!!

[Interceptor]

For my 18th birthday I got a pair of new sneakers *snicker*

I waited for five years before I could afford to buy an E34 that's only 10 years younger than me.

*I thought these things had traction control?

They have. They also have the OFF button for it

[pundit]

For my 18th birthday I got a pair of new sneakers *snicker*

I waited for five years before I could afford to buy an E34 that's only 10 years younger than me.


They have. They also have the OFF button for it

Oh I get it... the button marked.. 'WANKER'

[Randell]

When picking up some dash globes from the local stealer the other day I was nearly run over by a school kid in a new M3. There he was in his school uniform, 'P' plates (new drivers must display 'probationary' plates for their first two years of driving) pounding doof, doof and arm out the window complete with cigarette. He looked at me like I was some piece of **** then *laid rubber out of the carpark. This nearly caused a pile up on the main road resulting in a flurry of horn tooting, flashing lights and abuse. When I mentioned to the guy out the counter that I'd never let my 18 y/o kid pick up my M3 from the dealer he said... " It's not his father's, it's his... got it for his 18th birthday. It was just in for it's first service."

*I thought these things had traction control?

sydeney? last time i was in sydney i went down to the rocks on a saturday night, every second car was a near-new bmw with p-plates and 5 kids in the car. .. doof doof doof doof, sitting in the line of poser cars doing 5km/h just waiting to do another lap... lame

these cars are meant to be driven, not paraded to show how much your daddy earns! doesn't really matter, i know some people like this and they're sad when you know them too...

[BigKriss]

a stripper and a bad hangover

[Garlic Breath]

I won a 3 month trip to Parris Island.

[pundit]

a stripper and a bad hangover

At least it wasn't a hangover and a bad stripper!

[Nick.Hay]

Now, not to be racist here...

But was this 18y.o. an Asian??

I saw a new, Carbon Black M3 with mainland plates here in Tassie not long ago. Two little asians driving it, "P" plates, kerb-grazing on the 19in M-wheels, and covered in mud!!

I couldn't believe it... There isn't a whole heap of E46 M3's in Tassie anyway, let alone some... some... f*@king non-enthusiast knobhead abusing one like its a bottom-feeding Kia!!


Reminds me of the Victorian Registered E36 318 floating around here atm;

Titan silver, with dark windows, cut front springs (so it bounces like a ricer), standard height in the back, 3 mag-wheels, and one standard, busted front bumper (complete with missing foglight).... and a 15inch tall, hot pink PLAYBOY bunny sticker on the back window!! Oh... Hello ****wit!!
Upon passing the car at night, only one headlight works, and only one brakelight (not the tailights... when off the brakes there is no lights on the back of the car at all!!)
Oh, and he's a track-suit wearing Lebo who thinks he is Tupac Shakur!!

Still, it makes my old 5 look like a show-car!!






Sorry guys and girls... It just absolutely infuriates me!!




P.S. 18th present was an SLR camera for photographing rally events, (and lots of photos of my 535i!!) Sorry, got sidetracked!!