Find one of these:
Being in the UK you might be able to find a center console box like this. This is a BMW accessory (I don't know the number and I'm too lazy right now to walk out to the garage, -they don't make them anymore though). I bought this one off german eBay for more than I care to admit but it was worth it. It actually makes the small center console usable and it can hold a lot junk out of sight, and I can rest my arm on it and still hold onto the stick. The lid opens to the right. I've only ever seen one other of these in the US but I know they were more common in europe.
You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?