This dude was NUTS!

one sunday morning i was driving to Ct on rt 84, there was absolutely no traffic at all, and i'd been having fun runs with an older v12 Jag. we were cruising around 110 when 3 guys on bikes rolled up and started doing insane things. one guy actually stood on the seat and did the "christ air" thing. i almost shitmy pants. then he did a ~3 mile wheelie.

i freakin hate when people do **** that near me. i don't care for their safety, but my own and the health of my car.

saturday at the bar, this guy was doing that **** in the parking lot. moron ****in dumped, fractured shoulder and splintered wrist, not to mention his bike. tried to offer him a ride home, and he refused. drunk *******s kill people every day.

I saw an equally stupid person drive into Chicago on Route 55 one EVENING and this genius decides to do a handstand next to me as I'm driving about 55 mph next to him. I wish I would have swerved into the wastoid to get rid of him. These cyclists are really stupid.

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Originally Posted by Jon K

So my friend and I were driving around in his M6 and saw this guy on a motorcycle doing a wheelie. I flashed that I had my camera and he shook his head and went nuts!

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...y01/biker1.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...y01/biker2.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...y01/biker3.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...y01/biker4.jpg

He did this thing at a red light... he locked his brakes up while moving, slid the bike rear tire out, kicked the kickstand down, and jumped off the bike in one fluid motion. The bike was standing by itself and him in the air. He then got back on and gave us the craziest thumbs up!

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hardly. once you practice it enough the only thing you have to worry about is some raging retard swerving into you. guys this good ride one wheel far better than most drivers drive 4

hello
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...8_113_full.jpg
the fast stuff is relatively easy.. seat standers, etc.. you just need a rear handbrake. the slow no-handed one-footer is far more difficult

Exactly, was waiting for your expertise on the subject. Just looks crazy to most folks I guess. My old bike when I had it was built by me for straight 1/4 miles...figures ehh.

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Originally Posted by Incantation

hardly. once you practice it enough the only thing you have to worry about is some raging retard swerving into you. guys this good ride one wheel far better than most drivers drive 4

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Originally Posted by Incantation

hello
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member...8_113_full.jpg
the fast stuff is relatively easy.. seat standers, etc.. you just need a rear handbrake. the slow no-handed one-footer is far more difficult

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so uh.... what the hell do you do for a living??
I want your bike.

He flys a garbage truck for the white house.

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Originally Posted by CharlesAFerg

so uh.... what the hell do you do for a living??
I want your bike.

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ahh the motorcycle....was reading some facts about the kawasaki zzr,which put the whole motorcycle thing into perspective for me.I dont(didnt couldnt wouldnt) do those sorta things but its the power.
Its not the 0-100(km hr) times which are impressive enough its the 80 120(kmhr) times which are impressive.The afore mentioned zzr has a 0 to 60 time of about 3.8 seconds the 80 to 120 is 1.8,and this translates to effortless performance.

fuk thats nuts man.