Very O.T. Exterminators?

[Ross]

Are any of you guys exterminators?
There has been a bit of flooding in my neighborhood recently(not me though)that seems to have driven the local cricket(?) population onto my basement. I can't see a one of the little buggers but my house sounds like the Okefenokee Swamp with them all chirping away. Chemicals are out as we have small dogs.
Any ideas how to drive them out?

[Tiger]

Loud radio all day long?

[Ross]

What do you suggest? Techno or rap will have me leave.

[Tiger]

LOL... as long it is not classic where they can chirp to... LOL... Heavy metal should be fine.

[94_e34_525i]

Squish them ALLL! MWAHAHAHHHAA! sorry...

[Ross]

I'd be happy to stomp every last one of 'em if I could even see one. They are hiding in the floor joists amongst all the mechanicals and stop chirping instantly the moment you come near.
They had better not be breeding!

[Macv]

Amonia in all the corners of your basement.

Done

[Ross]

I give it a try, thanks.