OMG, Fugly E34 alert- someone in CT needs to take this car away.

[Rigmaster]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-5-Series-BMW-ALPINA-Bi-TURBO-500HP_W0QQitemZ190059504657QQihZ009QQcategoryZ6008 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


OK, so it might have been posted before- but this has got to be the fugliest car I've seen in a long time. The description is great though- in a stupid kinda way.

"The body kit was custom made in Poland by my cousin Peter, it cost me 6 months and 3,500 to make."

"The top speed on this perticular car is 205 MPH and I drove it myself on the salt flats.This car is glued to the ground always."

"The rims are 18" BBS racing rims 6" off set and they are 12" wide.The tires are firestone 200 mile an hour race tires."

"I originally had my boost gauge in the computer, but the car did not like that option,so I removed it."

"I put in a brand new WOJIK front end, Salinni spindles, and WOJIK shocks and struts.All new brake lines and all.brake lines, calipers, lines, rotors, and pads are new." (these brands must be all the rage in Eastern Europe....)

"I then put a euro 3.5 liter alpina motor in with titanium pistons,sleeves, and many other parts" (If it's alpina B10 Bi-turbo replica, where are the turbos?- and "sleeves" in an M30??)



I wonder why there are no pics of the engine bay.......... :)

Anyone local wanna go look and give us the real story about this car?

Bret.

[Qube]

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mbatalla/images/misc1/photos/pumpkin-barf.jpg

[Antrieb]

Repost
http://www.bimmer.info/forum/showthread.php?t=28479

[BillionPa]

titanium pistons wtf??!?

[CharlesAFerg]

"Chris Costnica / bmwtofasttofurios@yahoo.com"

hahahahaahahah

[///M-Power 3\\\]

titanium pistons wtf??!?

Haven't you heard? You run them in your special AC Alpinahartge titanium block and run the car off antiseize paste. C'mon my cousin peter in poland has the same thing.

I hate pathological liars like this guy. This is the most disgusting and tasteless thing i have ever seen done to an E34, especially in calyspo red, one of my favorite colors. If any real alpina parts are on the car i will cry


As far as FUGLY, the one i just bought is pretty bad. In good shape, just ugly. Pics to follow :D

[bigtisas]

$23000 invested in the car but use a $5 seat cover?

[Antrieb]

Damn, I just bid 5k and I'm not the high bidder :(

I WANT THIS CAR SO BAD!

[Antrieb]

7k still not hte high bidder :(

[92E34]

I can't believe the current bid is 2600.

If I were to by that car i'd strip the interior out of the car, maybe the engine...then crush it, and torch it.

+200mph my ass. He sounds like some broke ass mofo that tried to make his car a ricer.

I like the part where he says its alpina engine but there are no pics. He's probably on the same level of guys that buy a 240SX and put the skyline GTR sticker on the back.

[92E34]

Damn, I just bid 5k and I'm not the high bidder :(

I WANT THIS CAR SO BAD!

Antreib: You gotta start messing with this guy. You need to get an engine pic from him.

[Rigmaster]

I can't believe the current bid is 2600.

If I were to by that car i'd strip the interior out of the car, maybe the engine...then crush it, and torch it.

+200mph my ass. He sounds like some broke ass mofo that tried to make his car a ricer.

I like the part where he says its alpina engine but there are no pics. He's probably on the same level of guys that buy a 240SX and put the skyline GTR sticker on the back.


Here's the reply I got to my questions:


I did not put in the motor pics because if the auction does not exceed 10,000
the turbine not turbos will be removed.The alpina motor stock is 385 hp with a
single turbo,this has a turbine set up which means the turbos are together
producing 3 times the power.There is no rust on the car at all and never was.I
own a construction co, so I put the seat cover on so I don't destroy my
seat.thankx for looking.



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What a tool.

[Antrieb]

I bid 10k and I'm winning!

My convo so far...


I am the current high bidder and I demand to see engine bay pics!

I must get another set of photos.

Yes you must get more photos of the engine bay. If you don't, the e34 God will strike his wrath upon you.

I must speak to you in regards to your bidding because you do not have any feedback. I have been beat before so if we do not speak, I will be forced to withdraw your bid.But I do remember your ebay I.D. so send me a note, make me a believer first.thank you for your interest.

You don't have to worry about me, everyone has to start somewhere, right? Anyway, I already asked you for pictures of your engine bay and you have not sent them to me. Can you please do that? Thanks.

On a side note, you don't have any feedback either, so its hard for me to trust you. And another thing; how have you been beat on this before? Have you had multiple ebay accounts?

Zac

[inkstom]

"Some kind of millionaire, look at that shitty house, and would a millionaire really care about the turbos?

If you put 23k in a car would you not redo the interior? Or perhaps make the hood scoop real? If you were doing the custom exhaust on a car wouldn't you make it fit nice and neatly out the back of your custom bumper? Do those wheels really have a 6 inch offset? Doesn't look like it to me.

And finally, don't you think a millionaire would use a spell checker or at least know how to spell PARTICULAR words correctly.

Hope thats EXTREME enough for that mouth-breather.
"

http://www.bimmer.info/forum/showthread.php?p=222736#post222736

[Airborne001]

Can we take up a pool, buy it, then have a Bonfire meet?

[saj3n]

lol, if the bid wasn't $14,607.00, i'd say go for it.

[E34 530]

Although the thing is a piece, you CAN actually see some kind of intercooler piping behind the kidney's.

[saj3n]

Anyone do a Carfax on this thing yet? WBAHD2311K2090433

[Michael999]

Although the thing is a piece, you CAN actually see some kind of intercooler piping behind the kidney's.


Im pretty sure that he has oversprayed silver/chrome spray paint onto all the components behind there.
at least he didnt accidently get the bonet?... :(

[Kalevera]

Although the thing is a piece, you CAN actually see some kind of intercooler piping behind the kidney's.
That's actually the power steering cooler, man.

Who wants to bet that when we do get pics of the engine bay, it has biturbo hairdriers?

[angrypancake]

Anyone do a Carfax on this thing yet? WBAHD2311K2090433


yeah, 3 accidents or something.

[angrypancake]

I did not put in the motor pics because if the auction does not exceed 10,000
the turbine not turbos will be removed.The alpina motor stock is 385 hp with a
single turbo,this has a turbine set up which means the turbos are together
producing 3 times the power.There is no rust on the car at all and never was.I
own a construction co, so I put the seat cover on so I don't destroy my
seat.thankx for looking.




the Alpina motor is 360bhp at full boost, running parallel garrett t25 turbos. sigh, what an *******. if you're gonna lie to people about specs, shouldn't you research first?

[inkstom]

No offense, 360 HP isn't half a dog turd. This guy makes me wonder "Where did Darwin's theory fail?"

[angrypancake]

360hp would take a big dump on my windshield :(

[inkstom]

I was reading about a turbocharged honda civic, 1.5L with 15psi boost that put out 297HP. If a 1.5L honda can put out 300HP then this jackass's bimmer w/ 2 turbos should output more than that, and that still isnt crap.

This is an engine.
http://www.osshole.com/images/chev3.html
383 Stroker
(350 bored over 60/ 400 crank.)
1180CFM from the carbs
3.73 posi rear end

[Alexlind123]

I was reading about a turbocharged honda civic, 1.5L with 15psi boost that put out 297HP. If a 1.5L honda can put out 300HP then this jackass's bimmer w/ 2 turbos should output more than that, and that still isnt crap.

This is an engine.
http://www.osshole.com/images/chev3.html
383 Stroker
(350 bored over 60/ 400 crank.)
1180CFM from the carbs
3.73 posi rear end

Where did you come from?

[Kalevera]

Actually, the biturbo doesn't have the power advantage in this case.

I came very close to buying one of the 12 (?) Cartech TT M30 kits. Kensy talked me out of it. People manage to pull 400+/- hp max out of the TT setup, whereas a single large blower on a well-sorted engine and management system can easily hit 500, and some were edging 600 the last time I checked.

The guy says it's a biturbo because he thinks that's what people want to hear. Just like every other bending-of-reality fact listed on auction.

[Giggity]

I was reading about a turbocharged honda civic, 1.5L with 15psi boost that put out 297HP.

At 8500 rpm?