What a joke!

[dt8068]

This car is a disgrace! Can this guy be serious?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-ALPINA-Bi-TURBO-500HP_W0QQitemZ190059504657QQihZ009QQcategoryZ6008 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[neil_004]

Why no engine pic? Something to hide?

[colo525i]

That poor thing is hideous. I do love that the guy says the thing will do 205 mph! I don't think even a REAL B10-biturbo can do that, my turbocharged kawasaki bike certainly can't!

Edit.. yes he does have something to hide... an M20 sorry M20 guys :p

[Dave M]

Bid with confidence.

My favorite features:


I started by taking the front nose off the car and sprayed the engine bay black.I then put a euro 3.5 liter alpina motor in with titanium pistons,sleeves, and many other parts.I went right to the drive train and suspension and went to the extreme.I put in a brand new WOJIK front end, Salinni spindles, and WOJIK shocks and struts.All new brake lines and all.brake lines, calipers, lines, rotors, and pads are new.

The body kit was custom made in Poland by my cousin Peter, it cost me 6 months and 3,500 to make.

This car is fffffaaaaaasssssttttt, and I mean that so If you are a young buyer please do not joy ride with this car.This car is for someone who likes speed when needed but overall is a luxery sedan.

I had no idea we could get such lovely seat covers.

[Black 535i]

..."4 doors or more". Can't he tell how many doors there are on that POS?

[632 Regal]

bids are way up to 404.00

[TC535i]

I bought this car for my wife from a Lamborgini dealership in Staten Island N.Y. but she said the car was to fast.I in turn decided to build myself a plane with wheels.

Well then, that explains the wing...!

[Antrieb]

I bid $2,000 just to scew with this wanna be Alpina posing d-bag.

[angrypancake]

i'm really surprised the polish jokes havent started yet.

[Black 535i]

Let me know.

[John in CT]

it turns out there are no salt flats nearby.

LOL,

John

[632 Regal]

i asked him to post pics of the engine... bids are up to 1025 now!

[filip00]

no that's a shame. what kind of a sucker is that guy...sheesh....somebody buy that car, just so that poor soul isn't embarrasing bmw anymore...

[E34-520iSE]

What an ugly car - that paint looks awful if you take a close look at the pictures. Patchy & cloudy everywhere. Probably sprayed with a Kirby vacuum cleaner. Does anyone here mind if I say the word 'bollocks' to this:-

The top speed on this perticular car is 205 MPH and I drove it myself on the salt flats.

I think he's been eating some dodgy mushrooms. Is he a member of this forum?

Cheers,

Shaun M

[E34-520iSE]

somebody buy that car, just so that poor soul isn't embarrasing bmw anymore...

A local breaker perhaps?

Cheers,

Shaun M

[rickm]

What an ugly car - that paint looks awful if you take a close look at the pictures. Patchy & cloudy everywhere. Probably sprayed with a Kirby vacuum cleaner. Does anyone here mind if I say the word 'bollocks' to this:-

The top speed on this perticular car is 205 MPH and I drove it myself on the salt flats.

I think he's been eating some dodgy mushrooms. Is he a member of this forum?

Cheers,

Shaun M



I'm sure some yout from CT drove it all the way across the US, ran it on the Salt Flats, then drove it back.

Some poor sucker is going to get taken.

[mikell]

That would be unkind to the Polish. This is a joke in a class by itself.

[Antrieb]

I'm still the high bidder!

[Ross]

It was bought from a Lamborghini dealer so it must be fast. The seat cover tells all you need to know.
Poor putz.

[Fetch]

Classy.

[rickm]

Classy.

In a Britney/KFed sort of way, too.

[Boom n Zoom]

I went right to the drive train and suspension and went to the extreme.

Must be one of those Eastern Block FWD E34's.

[CharlesAFerg]

Must be one of those Eastern Block FWD E34's.


lol, I bet it's that one guys car that caught on fire.

[Russell]

I sent him this message on e-bay:

"I think this is a fraud. Junk parts, no proof of performance. No engine shots. Nothing looks special"


And this is his response:

"then don't bid.I'm a millionaire, I do not have to cheat people.And look at it like this,you looked so there must be something interesting".

Of course I was baiting him a bit.

[Fetch]

If that's the kind of car a 'millionaire' builds, then I hope I am very unsuccessful in my career. :D

[Kalevera]

He's so rich that he lives in East Haven, in that neighborhood.

Does anyone else find it particularly funny that he claims the block was sleeved?

And that he spent 23 grand on the car, supposedly something on internal engine upgrades, yet kept the ZedF?

Oh, and to make matters all the worse, the car had 120k on it in 2001. Oops.

P.S. Anyone want to have a bidding war and get this thing to go for something ridiculous...30, 40k?

P.P.S. Another fun thing about this car. Remember how the auction states that the engine bay was painted black? The car was originally black.

[angrypancake]

He's so rich that he lives in East Haven, in that neighborhood.

Does anyone else find it particularly funny that he claims the block was sleeved?

And that he spent 23 grand on the car, supposedly something on internal engine upgrades, yet kept the ZedF?

Oh, and to make matters all the worse, the car had 120k on it in 2001. Oops.

P.S. Anyone want to have a bidding war and get this thing to go for something ridiculous...30, 40k?

I do. Antrieb is top bidder at $2k, lol.


here's his response to my question of "where are the engine pictures? what kind of turbo set up do you have? do you even know what kind of turbos the authentic Alpina is running?"




I never put the engine photos on because if the auction does not meet my needs,then the turbos will be removed from the car along with the computer.I only say this because I have been jerked around by ebayers before.But if you are serious, send my your yahoo email and I will email the photos direct.thanks

[Kalevera]

Did you see the vice grips on the glovebox? :)

[saj3n]

I love the Chrome grill... Looks like he just took a can of "Chrome" paint and sprayed all all in the insides!

[Incantation]

i know eh.. i can't believe the car isn't lowered

[92E34]

Some owners need to be taken into a field and shot for what they do to their cars. I guess he's never seen beaterz.com!

[92E34]

I love the Chrome grill... Looks like he just took a can of "Chrome" paint and sprayed all all in the insides!


Did you catch the Camaro SS intake on the Hood? Personally I like the spray painted fender and the Alpina Badge on the trunk. And what the hell is WOJIK? Sounds like a bunch of BS to me.

[inkstom]

Some kind of millionaire, look at that shitty house, and would a millionaire really care about the turbos?

If you put 23k in a car would you not redo the interior? Or perhaps make the hood scoop real? If you were doing the custom exhaust on a car wouldn't you make it fit nice and neatly out the back of your custom bumper? Do those wheels really have a 6 inch offset? Doesn't look like it to me.

And finally, don't you think a millionaire would use a spell checker or at least know how to spell PARTICULAR words correctly.

Hope thats EXTREME enough for that mouth-breather.

[mattyb]

MAAAAAAAAAAATE! That is fkn sic . i mean fully hectic. i think that maybe this is the work fukm 5. i am not registered for ebay so can some one ask him does he have the other matching texas hold'em seat covers? please aslo ask that I am interested in shipping to Tonga and will left hand drive be registerable? i remember that the alpina b10 orifginal did come with texas holdem covers and if i am correct it also came with ABBA optional seat covers as well.

This is what happens when you mix anti depressant medication with alcohol see!

where are the original Alpina fuully sic hubcap schpinners?

[Antrieb]

10k... I'm winning!

[///Metal]

i'm really surprised the polish jokes havent started yet.

Nawet chuju nie zaczynaj z polskimi kawalami, bo dostaniesz w pierdol!

[TC535i]

Where were you on Sat??

[E34-520iSE]

This car is a disgrace! Can this guy be serious?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-ALPINA-Bi-TURBO-500HP_W0QQitemZ190059504657QQihZ009QQcategoryZ6008 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Wow it's up to $10,100 now - I wonder if the seller is taking the bids seriously?

[granit_silber]

This car is a disgrace! Can this guy be serious?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-ALPINA-Bi-TURBO-500HP_W0QQitemZ190059504657QQihZ009QQcategoryZ6008 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
The best part of that car is the wheels.
-ashley

[mattyb]

millionairre! he forgot to change his million when he got to the states! million pesos or million lire or million dong or milllion bhat or million rubles?

[Giggity]

Might I ask why you guys are bidding? I don't understand the joke.

And dem' wheels look like 17" to me - and definitely not the width he claims. (Is 10" even possible up front?)

[E34-520iSE]

The seller is away with the fairies.......

[///Metal]

Where were you on Sat??

I was in a seminar all day Saturday.

[Ross]

You guys are cruel. This poor **** is counting the money and probably bidding on other peoples stuff as well.
Don't wreck it for the dope that might actually want this piece of ****.
Ten grand is pretty funny though.

[mattyb]

whats it to you pal? and exactly who is Giggity anyways

[Antrieb]

You guys have to understand that this is a huge ass scam. He sent emails back saying that he was going to take off the turbos. You don't just take off turbos! This has scam written all over it. He also admitted to having multiple ebay accounts.

I'm bidding this up so this poseur wanna-be Alpina douschebag gets what he deserves.

[Triton540i]

They have crack in Poland too?

[632 Regal]

your bidder #6 ?
You guys have to understand that this is a huge ass scam. He sent emails back saying that he was going to take off the turbos. You don't just take off turbos! This has scam written all over it. He also admitted to having multiple ebay accounts.

I'm bidding this up so this poseur wanna-be Alpina douschebag gets what he deserves.

[andmd]

To whoever buys that: Will you mail me the side airbags?

[Antrieb]

No I think I'm bidder #2. I'm not winning now :(

[92E34]

So its over 14K. How far can you go?

[acidfire52]

I emailed him, said he is sending out pics tomorrow...

We shall see...

[632 Regal]

OMG this things up to 14k with 4 days to go! either people are retarded or they are on to his scam and are protecting others... simply interesting.

[Black 535i]

...oni maja crack w Polsce tez. I on duzo urwywa!

[Ross]

The guys here vs. a shill perhaps. I'm curious to see the indignant tone of the relisting.

[///Metal]

...oni maja crack w Polsce tez. I on duzo urwywa!

On powinien sobie ten samochod do fajki wepchac i zapalic.

[Ross]

$14,600 Which of you clowns is #9?
Any higher and the guy will throw in the house.

[angrypancake]

Zac (Antrieb) quit at 10k. every time he bid he was outbid. this is shill, and a really bad version of it.

[CharlesAFerg]

On powinien sobie ten samochod do fajki wepchac i zapalic.

What the hell?

[E34-520iSE]

Any higher and the guy will throw in the house.

rotflmao!

[632 Regal]

not only that he dont have a yahoo profile he has no feedback:
Search Results Found 0 categories and 0 members for bmwtofasttofurios
I'll bet it's Scott H messin with us...

[Ross]

15K folks! And someone with apparently a decent rep on fleabay.
If this is for real it speaks volumes for auction fever. Someone is going to be very disappointed.
Seller ought to be thanking a few folks here, unless he is going to be chasing one of us for the 15K.

[Montreal525]

Wow.... I guess it's true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder..... Especially if he's blind...

Jeff

[Nick.Hay]

Its ended... what happened??

[Antrieb]

I didn't win, but another joker on bf.c did :)