::.. My submission of the most ugly e34...

[Qube]

http://www.neotuning.com/catalog/images/MT/bmw/bmw-e34-pcbm34avt2.jpg

I'd put this one ahead of that blue one we saw on eBay...

[GoldenOne]

i concur

[borderchris]

...I'll go get the dynamite... :(

[Alexlind123]

It doesnt have a wide body kit, it cant be the most ugly.

[BillionPa]

Aaah!

[gmannino]

Anyone wanna post the one e34 with the pink paint and the furry hood?

[Nick.Hay]

I've got this one...

I still hate it!!

[VentoGT]

http://www.coches.net/ocasion/ficha.cfm?id=13188006&orden=precio&marca_modelo=BMW%20M5%20340cv%204p

The sad thing is that the car is a genuine 20 Jahre M5 [1 of 20]. Talk about '****wits'.

[NY535iManual]

What's always bizarre about these cars to me, or at least puzzling, is that while it obviously takes a lot of skill to do this kind of body work "right," it seems like that skill and the concept of "good taste" are mostly mutually exclusive... Go figure.

[Rory525]

I've got this one...

I still hate it!!

Now THAT is the worst E34 ever !

[Morgenster]

What's always bizarre about these cars to me, or at least puzzling, is that while it obviously takes a lot of skill to do this kind of body work "right," it seems like that skill and the concept of "good taste" are mostly mutually exclusive... Go figure.

I'm thinking mostly too, but consider that when someone has both skill and taste, they will probably make big bucks designing really nice cars instead of screwing up great designs afterwards.;)

[kick7ca]

I've got this one...

I still hate it!!

Oh my God!
I would love to meet the guy that did that. "Hey you know what would look really awesome? Let's put some Integra taillights down near the bottom of the bumper...yes that's the look!"
"Wait, it needs something else........yes I think we should do fender skirts all the way round" LOL

Man!
Bondo should be a controlled substance.

[Nick.Hay]

Atleast that one is stil 'kinda' respectable... swap the bars back for originals, and she'd be nice again.

But I agree, some eople need to have their knees made to bend backwards, via sledgehammer!!

[angrypancake]

http://www.coches.net/ocasion/ficha.cfm?id=13188006&orden=precio&marca_modelo=BMW%20M5%20340cv%204p

The sad thing is that the car is a genuine 20 Jahre M5 [1 of 20]. Talk about '****wits'.


yeah but the owner doesnt know its the special edition. its gonna be bought and "restored" soon enough, hopefully.

[angrypancake]

http://bilder.afterbuy.de/images/42406/bmwe34hf.jpg

and

http://www.extremestyle.net/ebay/bilder/bmwe34fst.jpg

[sKilled]

Nick's find wins hands down. I think it's time to call Chopper.

[Qube]

http://bilder.afterbuy.de/images/42406/bmwe34hf.jpg

and

http://www.extremestyle.net/ebay/bilder/bmwe34fst.jpg

Call me stupid (ok, don't), but this one isn't so bad... The front shot one may be a little 'big' but not too bad. The wheels on both are beautiful... hmmm...

[sKilled]

The rear wing is ridiculous, and the front spoiler needs to be tamed down a little. Other than that it would be ok. And, yes, the wheels are cool, especially the ones on the second pick :drool:

[F4Phantom]

I've got this one...

I still hate it!!

The worst thing about this one is not the front, its those rear lights, I just cant see how anyone good taste or bad could ever see how putting rice lights at exhause pipe level could look worth while. Amazing.

[JerseySi]

Angrypancake's find looks suspiciously like a photoshop to me, the reflections & colour tones on the front bumper aren't quite right, not to mention the fact that the bumper side vents are different shapes to each other!
Nick.Hay's find is easily the most ugly e34 ever :D
I think the owner has tried to make the back look a bit like the Ford Scorpio (and failed miserably) - at least, thats what it reminds me of..
Ford Scorpio:
http://www.visapolar.fi/gallery/ford_scorpio_cosworth.jpg

[White535Mtl]

I've got this one...

I still hate it!!

I've seen this car on the highway rolling right next to me. We were driving in a 87 rust-bucket Civic and laughing at him. That car is much worst in person.

It looked like the body work had been done by an amateur, with waves all over the trunk; the teg taillights were sticking out, and the inside was horribly coloured.

Needless to say a horrendous sight.

Worst part is the owner thought we were looking at his car because it was hot.

What a waste of a perfectly good set of M5 rims.

The e34 is good for trash now

[nizmainiac]

jap style bumpers on a german car , makes me laugh , it's all well and good if it's actually on a jap car given that it's not too outrageous

[wingman]

What I want to know is why, after seeing the guy in person, is he still living? How can you sleep at night knowing that you have left this poor excuse for a human being wasting the air that we all need. What did he look like?

[shuriken]

Angrypancake's find looks suspiciously like a photoshop to me, the reflections & colour tones on the front bumper aren't quite right, not to mention the fact that the bumper side vents are different shapes to each other!
Nick.Hay's find is easily the most ugly e34 ever :D
I think the owner has tried to make the back look a bit like the Ford Scorpio (and failed miserably) - at least, thats what it reminds me of..
Ford Scorpio:
http://www.visapolar.fi/gallery/ford_scorpio_cosworth.jpg
God those Scorpio's look crap!
The pics are of two different cars. The front view looks photoshopped in the way that the car has been 'treated' differently to the background. The wheels are different as are the side skirts and no tail on the front view car.
i like the front view car but the rear view car sucks. Boddy kits are fine if the car can live up to the hype. No point looking like thatwith a 4cyl 1.8 engine under the bonnet!

[Atl530i]

Angrypancake's find looks suspiciously like a photoshop to me, the reflections & colour tones on the front bumper aren't quite right, not to mention the fact that the bumper side vents are different shapes to each other!
Nick.Hay's find is easily the most ugly e34 ever :D
I think the owner has tried to make the back look a bit like the Ford Scorpio (and failed miserably) - at least, thats what it reminds me of..
Ford Scorpio:
http://www.visapolar.fi/gallery/ford_scorpio_cosworth.jpg

I really do not get why anyone would want to make a BMW look like a Ford, Photoshopped or not. If that is Photoshopped, the reflections on the car came out really good.

[JerseySi]

That Ford pic isn't 'shopped - that's a standard euro-spec Scorpio, replacement to the old Ford Granada...
Perhaps unsurprisingly, it never seemed to sell in large numbers..

[Atl530i]

I think I read the post wrong, anyway.

[shuriken]

The pics of the two BM's are correct, but the lower one has been 'shopped, but only in it looks to me that it has been seperated from the background by making it a little sharper and also with a mild curve being added. Like the bottom one, hate the top one.

[Yiorgos]

Hey, sorry to drudge up an old thread, but came across this while looking in the UK eBay. Maybe not as ugly as others in here, but still pretty ugly.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-535-i-sport-manual-spares-repair-SE-3-5-litre-E34_W0QQitemZ330011156742QQihZ014QQcategoryZ10374Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Qube]

Hey, sorry to drudge up an old thread, but came across this while looking in the UK eBay. Maybe not as ugly as others in here, but still pretty ugly.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-535-i-sport-manual-spares-repair-SE-3-5-litre-E34_W0QQitemZ330011156742QQihZ014QQcategoryZ10374Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Oh my god! If it were a dog, I would shoot it to put it out of it's misery! Driven so hard and in such shitty shape it should be put to rest...

[The Melmaan]

I've got this one...

I still hate it!!
OOOOOOOhhhhhhh that is so damn UGLY!!!!!
What a waste!!!

[the knight rider]

Wow look at this baby though

http://www.bmwe34.net/e34main/other/Misc/E34Wide.jpg

and ....... oh yes.....oh yes........

http://www.bmwe34.net/e34main/other/Misc/E34Ouch.jpg

[Cactuar]

Remember kids, if an F430 doesn't need a wing, there are good chances your car doesn't need one either!

[brosher]

This car speaks for itself folks! Too bad, blue wheels are not for sale... :(

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/93-BMW-525i-E34-Car-speeks-for-itself_W0QQitemZ120019702858QQihZ002QQcategoryZ600 8QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://i8.ebayimg.com/01/i/08/07/ab/54_1.JPG

http://i13.ebayimg.com/03/i/07/fd/4a/f4_1.JPG

[Ross]

looks like someone dropped a Bimmer on some punks Honda