OT: oh dear lord somebody help this poor soul!

[GoldenOne]

why oh why?!?!?!

http://i2.tinypic.com/112d5ar.jpg
http://i3.tinypic.com/112d8pc.jpg
http://i3.tinypic.com/112db82.jpg

[wingman]

OMG!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ Lost for words. When did BMW make this model? I must have missed its release. Why does it have a hair dryer on the bonnet?

[genphreak]

Well 99.98% of the car has a great deal of potential, everything but the badges. And they should always come off anyway...

Obviosuly there is a fair bit of help needed. Are there any psychologists on the board? We need one that specialises in home-boys as well as 'de-pimping da autos'.... :) nick

[genphreak]

OMG!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ Lost for words. When did BMW make this model? I must have missed its release. Why does it have a hair dryer on the bonnet?

"It sucks in airrrrr!"

[Gayle]

Golden One--A stake out is required. We have to see the person driving that. We may have to send a rehabilitation squad to fix the car and the person.

I see from your profile that you are in Florida. My fantasy is that the owner is a grandpa having his third mid-life crisis.

[Rustam]

Golden One--A stake out is required. We have to see the person driving that. We may have to send a rehabilitation squad to fix the car and the person.

I see from your profile that you are in Florida. My fantasy is that the owner is a grandpa having his third mid-life crisis.

My fantasy is that it belongs to a prostitute...

[632 Regal]

WTF is that!?!

[632 Regal]

note the driver side racing seat and the BBQ port in the fender

[Gayle]

note the driver side racing seat and the BBQ port in the fender

Good one Jeff.

[GJPinAU]

These are the spy shots of the new M3 prototype that BMW didn't want you to see:D
Yep, looks like Audi is screwed.

[Rustam]

why oh why?!?!?!

Indeed: http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm

http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9999996.jpg

http://www.jimmy540i.com/nightmare3.jpg

[Gayle]

Indeed: http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare15.htm

Showerheads in the back seat. A nice touch for those running late kind of mornings.

[Rustam]

This one is probably the most dramatic specimen (page 3):

http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron998.jpg

[GoldenOne]

Golden One--A stake out is required. We have to see the person driving that. We may have to send a rehabilitation squad to fix the car and the person.

I see from your profile that you are in Florida. My fantasy is that the owner is a grandpa having his third mid-life crisis.

i think the person needs to be tranquilized and sent to the asylum...and i bet its not a grandpa but the average retarded teenager...

[GoldenOne]

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e275/fx5dfbn/1.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e275/fx5dfbn/bmw.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e275/fx5dfbn/bmw2.jpg

[sKilled]

Ok, someone pay my return ticket and lend me a car (preferably one with altered, untraceable plates), a list of names and addresses. I also need a dozen empty bottles, a balaclava, a large can of gas, and an old t-shirt.

[Nick.Hay]

The owner must have 2 dicks...

Because you can't get that stupid pulling just one!!



As for the car, I think someone fashioned a dildo from a branch of the ugly tree, and proceeded to **** it in the arse with said dildo!!

...Hmmm, Maybe the owner should recieve the same penetration!!!

[Traian]

Why would anyone put that horrible yellow MX-6 body kit on a perfectly good BMW 330RX MV8 Limited!?!?

[Morgenster]

Obviosuly there is a fair bit of help needed. Are there any psychologists on the board? We need one that specialises in home-boys as well as 'de-pimping da autos'.... :) nick

Present. Although my professional opininion involves lethal injections.

[KenB]

Presumably, this condition is related to a premature withdrawal of the subject from the milk of human kindness that manifests itself in a lifelong seeking of attention, good or bad, at any price. The attention seeker demands we pay attention to him in order to inflict his retribution upon others in a way that repulses the subject in an un-natural way.

He also eats his boogers.

[skr]

it's called a dacia nova. now it's an e30.

[joshua43214]

WOW!

The Yellow air freshener really sets the car off well, goes very nice with the stick-on fuel door.

[Gearhead]

Hey Kevin, isn't that the secret project you said YOU were working on last time I saw you? Hmmmmmm

[trumpetr]

The owner must have 2 dicks...

Because you can't get that stupid pulling just one!!



As for the car, I think someone fashioned a dildo from a branch of the ugly tree, and proceeded to **** it in the arse with said dildo!!

...Hmmm, Maybe the owner should recieve the same penetration!!!

LMAO ,still rolling.

Amen- and may it leave splinters!!

[632 Regal]

needs a lowering kit
it's called a dacia nova. now it's an e30.