How and why did you choose your user name? I got this nickname when I broke my shoulder when a recruit at the NSW Police Academy. I've worked out some others:
cschollum/UKM5: Couldn't spell Ima scrotum or Ultra K**t male with 5 year old brain.
632 Regal: 632 Regal comebacks for dumb**s questions
Paul in NZ: My name is Paul and I live in NZ (go the All Blacks!)
Shogun: Warrior King of Japanese BMW community
HD Handyman: hard drives R us
Blitzkreig Bob: Watch me Stuka dive bomb your dumb**s post
Egyptian islam dude: I am offended if your car is a different colour than mine. "what do you mean your car is pastel blau, I'm going to leave this board unless you paint your car the same colour as mine"
Winfred: Egyptian for 'he with offensive t-shirt and deservith of jihad'
(No offence intended to the sane minded islamic members of this board who share in tolerance and open-mindedness)
Phil Sanderson (AKA Darth Maul): Aussie for 'heart attack? Pump the f**k up like I did!'
GJP in AU: Another Aussieism. Translates to 'Summer Bay couldn't kill my 540!'